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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
we had a contest once, to see who could pinch the most guys' arses (in our defence, we were 17 and on holiday)
i both won and lost, when my 21st victim turned round and it was a woman...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:02,
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13 years ago)
+called Kroney
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04,
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I'm not scissoring with her
she'd likely let go and piss on me. She's got a habit of doing that, I hear.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:11,
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Nonsense
You'd love a clam slam with swipe
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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he's offered to pay me on numerous occasions
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:14,
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but it went to tribunal
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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The only thing I'd pay with would be my dignity.
And shame. And self-loathing. Quite a lot of things, really.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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You'd be a Sticky Vichy
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:32,
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I'm only kidding
I'd kick her shitbox right in.
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Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:42,
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