On eof my collegues saw someone 10 fgeet from her jump in front of a through train yesterday
apparently there were "bits" everywhere. Anyone ever seen a jumper?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:20, 7 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

whereabouts?
malc said he was late back to prison last night cos of a jumper
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

gatwick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

is that on the way from london to HMP Ford?
probably is, Ford is on the coast and gatwick's south somewhere
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

No idea where HMP Ford is I'm afraid, but yeah that is the mainline to brighton and the coast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

they're both in west sussex, so i'll tell malc it was your mate's fault for pushing that guy on the track

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

it was a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

even worse
your mate is an evil cunt
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

WORSE THAN NAKERS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

at least nakers has never killed anyone, or held anyone up from getting home

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

My mate was stuck because of that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

we should find naked ape's friend and chuck HIM in front of a train
see how he likes it
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

it was a girl as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I MEANT PUSH YOU IN FRONT OF A TRAIN, YOU IDIOT

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

you said him reffering to my friend
and he referring to me.

The first part is incorrect
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

we should find naked ape's friend
and chuck HIM i.e. Naked Ape in front of a train
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

the pronoun in this case can only refer back the first part of the sentence, ie my friend
I am not mentioned at all. So this still doesn't make sense. Sorry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

we should find NAKED APE'S friend and throw HIM in front of a train

I hate you sometimes, naked ape
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest this still isn't terribly clear, as him could refer to either myself or my friend
have one more go and i reckon you'll get it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

you said your friend was female! why would i say him if i meant her, EH?!

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Marks & Sparks is FULL of em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1756267
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

ITS A NAME FOR AN ITEM OF CLOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

IT'S THE TERM USED FOR RAILWAY SUICIDES!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

'IT'S THE TERM USED FOR RAILWAY SUICIDES!!!!!'
See also 'One under'.
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IT'S A TERRIBLE FILM WITH BILLY ELLIOTT IN!

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I think we need more details here,
I mean was it an actual jump, or was it more of a leap, maybe they flung themselves on to the track. I don't think jump is a descriptive enough term. Come Nakers, sort it out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)