WAHEY!

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 5:33, 99 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I should elaborate
I'm talking to a lady about pants. Pants are good. Not as good as breasts but good nevertheless.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 5:34, Reply)

I'm a fan of the larger pant, thongs can fuck RIGHT off

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 6:29, Reply)

Shut up broadsword

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 6:30, Reply)

Unsilence the broadsword one!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 7:11, Reply)

MOAR of this sort of thing

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 7:58, Reply)

BREASTS!!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:19, Reply)

I like breasts

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:24, Reply)

Did you actually watch EmVee's films then?
I didn't even click the links, I must confess.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:25, Reply)

oh man, you've undermined your entire argument now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:27, Reply)

Darn it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:27, Reply)

yup,
just the trailers mind.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

S.P.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:20, Reply)

Morning Cheggers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:25, Reply)

He's a bit fucking quiet these days innee?
Crapping it about his bit of Savilling back in 'the booze years' I bet. And that cunt Craven. I reckon he was the ringmaster of the BBC nonces. Him and fucking Tony Hart. I bet Mr Bennett off Tony Hart was one and all. He was well creepy. They're all waiting for the knock from plod. Apart from Hart, the dead nonce cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:27, Reply)

I've not had enough sleep.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:28, Reply)

I was awake at 3 and then from 5am onwards
mini ape has given up sleeping
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:30, Reply)

I dropped off about 3 :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:36, Reply)

I could have called to say night night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:44, Reply)

I dont wish to read about your toilet habits

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I won't hear a bad word against Tony Hart
That weirdo Geordie with the lamb chops on byker though, well what could better cover than running a youth centre for "vulnerable" poor kids?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:29, Reply)

A high-profile soap star, apparently
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9603136/High-profile-soap-star-linked-to-sex-abuse-claims-at-BBC-as-scandal-over-Jimmy-Savile-grows.html

Means nothing to me as I never watch soaps.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I bet it's Dot Cotton

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:44, Reply)

Gotta be 'Dirty' Den
The clue is in the name, see?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

No flies on you!
Well when I say "no" my mean clouds and clouds buzzing around your matted beard and shit soiled wicker trousers
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Hey, the insects are our friends, man.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Helen Daniels. You mark my words.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Bouncer
Mark my words
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Or that well'ard

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:04, Reply)

The foyer of Lassiter's.
MMW.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

totally ken loach
ken roach?

the old man who is in corrie and has been for years, that one
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Bill Roach. One of Britains highest ranking 'Druids', fact fans.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:11, Reply)

well, that confirms it

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)

It's proof enough for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)

His interview thing with Piers Morgan showed him to be a dirty old cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)

i don't understand how anyone could watch anything with piers morgan or bill roach in

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

The missus was watching it
I was playing Fifa
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

this somehow makes you come off worse than before

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

alright?
Last night's doom metal fest was fun.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:54, Reply)

"fun"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Burning Witch and Khanate are ace.
Sorry they aren't the standard of Korn, Metallica and Linkin Park.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I'm a fan of burning witch.
so i shall check out khanate.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:04, Reply)

We need to sort this name thing out.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

what name thing?
You do realise that I made last week's Best Of twice? That's nearly Pooflake levels of life achievement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)

You do realise that no-one cares?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I care.
Pooflake is my life example, he's what I strive for.

You know, like you and Emvee.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Everything I want - he's got.
Everything he is - I want to be.

:o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Hey Windy
What's blowin'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)

The answer, my friend.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)

*glares*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

This joker has my name,
I want it back.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Spooky Pig, mate - I'm tellin' ya.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)

TH is taking suggestions for his Halloween name over on /talk
and yet no one has suggested Spooky Hats yet.
You know what you have to do.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Wahey indeed
It's only fucking Friday! I am on for a free breakfast sarnie this morning and have coffee. I have some overtime to do tonight and tomorrow then am off to Las Iguanas for MEXICAN NOMS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)

The las iguanas in oxford is one of the single most hellish places in existence.
it seems to be pre-drinking central for all the slag nights and hen do's. The screeching is deafening.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:04, Reply)

The one in Newcastle seemed to be OK
though I had visit at lunchtime
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

BOOM!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

Zoom, just one look and then my heart went boom.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Oh shaddappayaface!
Se'sly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

What's a matter you, hey?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)

i didn't sign up for this

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Yes you did.
Remember this page? www.b3ta.com/users/signup.php
You chose a username and a password? Remember?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I don't

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)

prove it

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

On eof my collegues saw someone 10 fgeet from her jump in front of a through train yesterday
apparently there were "bits" everywhere. Anyone ever seen a jumper?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

whereabouts?
malc said he was late back to prison last night cos of a jumper
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

gatwick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

is that on the way from london to HMP Ford?
probably is, Ford is on the coast and gatwick's south somewhere
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

No idea where HMP Ford is I'm afraid, but yeah that is the mainline to brighton and the coast

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

they're both in west sussex, so i'll tell malc it was your mate's fault for pushing that guy on the track

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

it was a girl

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

even worse
your mate is an evil cunt
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

WORSE THAN NAKERS?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

at least nakers has never killed anyone, or held anyone up from getting home

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

My mate was stuck because of that too

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

we should find naked ape's friend and chuck HIM in front of a train
see how he likes it
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

it was a girl as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

I MEANT PUSH YOU IN FRONT OF A TRAIN, YOU IDIOT

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

you said him reffering to my friend
and he referring to me.

The first part is incorrect
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

we should find naked ape's friend
and chuck HIM i.e. Naked Ape in front of a train
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

the pronoun in this case can only refer back the first part of the sentence, ie my friend
I am not mentioned at all. So this still doesn't make sense. Sorry
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

we should find NAKED APE'S friend and throw HIM in front of a train

I hate you sometimes, naked ape
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I'm gonna be honest this still isn't terribly clear, as him could refer to either myself or my friend
have one more go and i reckon you'll get it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

you said your friend was female! why would i say him if i meant her, EH?!

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Marks & Sparks is FULL of em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

5.9.83.79/questions/offtopic/post1756267
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

ITS A NAME FOR AN ITEM OF CLOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

IT'S THE TERM USED FOR RAILWAY SUICIDES!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

'IT'S THE TERM USED FOR RAILWAY SUICIDES!!!!!'
See also 'One under'.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

IT'S A TERRIBLE FILM WITH BILLY ELLIOTT IN!

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I think we need more details here,
I mean was it an actual jump, or was it more of a leap, maybe they flung themselves on to the track. I don't think jump is a descriptive enough term. Come Nakers, sort it out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Good morning everyone. Are you ok?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

nah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Me neither. This cold has wiped me out and I am feeling very impatient t hear about something important.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)

It's AIDs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Yo, Windy Pig, did you check out Khanate?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

He was only being polite, Brittas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

you come and answer my new thread
i think you will have some good answers. but you are not allowed to say "nakers for all of them".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 9:51, Reply)