I'd let them both drown. This is BROKEN BRITAIN and I don't care about anyone else.
Alt: Can I replace it with a flamethrower?

AltAlt: Bit of a cold, but on the mend. Thanks for asking.

AltAltAlt: My 8-month anniversary with my GF today, so a quiet night in with a takeaway and a bottle of wine is in order. Tomorrow off down south for a birthday party. Very formal, so I will be resplendent in my kilt.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:26, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

8 month anniversary? Are you 15?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Are you trying to nonce me up?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

hang on a minute old buddy old pal - who celebrates an 8 month anniversary?
6 months, 12 months, maybe. these things make sense. they are logical markers. but 8 months? where does that madness end?

"it's been 2,220 days, 4 hours and 5 mins since we met..."
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

DAMMIT APE

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

:P

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Six months makes no more sense than eight months.
Anniversary - from Latin anniversarius 'returning yearly', from annus 'year' + versus 'turning'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

ssssh
i was trying to be nice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

from anus = you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

hahahaha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Yes yes very good
It's not something that we would usually celebrate. It just so happens that we're both at a loose end tonight and I don't have the kids.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

You've been dating George Formby for 8 months?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

you should say you're celebrating a 'monniversary'
or in your case a 'mongiversary'
(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

What about 'mensiversary'?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

i think the chances of him getting into mensa are pretty slim

(quintsy, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

For an 8 month anniversary
I think an evening of agressive buggery is more in order.

And a nice botlle of wine, obv.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Would you recommend the wine before, during or after the buggery?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

No IDIOT, you use the wine bottle to bugger your GF

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Before is customary.
And then she can relax into it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Oh wait - I'M buggering HER?
Ahem.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 12 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)