I'm not sure it's as bad as something I've done.
Was getting up out of the *very* hot bath, I was very overheated and had been soaking for a while, and as I got up, I fainted, cracked my head on the floor and cracked my hip on the corner of the bath and came too with a lump on my head and a great big purple bruise blossoming on my hip.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

go on...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)

not much else to say mate.
A bath is a bath is a bath.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)

And then I pissed on her teddies.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

pissy-lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

you CUNT.
I knew they felt different.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)

That sounds good.
I've got the angriest-looking purple bruise on my ribs this morning, and my range of movement is severely restricted.

My worst bath-time disaster occurred when I was at school. I was the last one in the bath one evening, and the other girls had left the floor swimming. I slipped on the wet floor, my foot shot under the bathroom door (it was an old building with a gap under the door) and my big toenail didn't follow my toe under. Tore it right off.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:36, Reply)

that just made me clench my toes and cringe all over.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Good job you didn't have to go to work eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I've never taken a bath at school, let alone waiting in a queue for one.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)