it depends where the crime took place
which makes online crime difficult to judge
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

elaborate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

if i commit a crime in the uk and then run away to a country with an extradition agreement
that country will send me back for trial.

if i commit a crime in a european country and run back to the UK I'd need to come up with some clever reasons (lack of fair trial, evidence, prison conditions etc) not to be sent back.

however, using the internet in the UK i could commit a crime on a server in another country, technically i'm in the uk and should be tried here, but the other country can argue the crime took place on servers in their country
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Now explain the offside rule.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

when a ball is passed to an attacker who is closer to the goal line than 2 defenders

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)

i can also do string theory
and DNA profiling if you like?
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)

More pressing matters than that.
See below.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Now tell me who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

identity unknown, but it is the same person who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)

DNA found at the scene confirms this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Two defenders?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)

yes.
It's usually only one in reality becuase in almost all cases the goalkeeper is nearer the goal line, and he counts as a defender. If the keeper has gone for a wander though, you need to check two.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)

You're almost like a clever person when you try.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

almost
not quite
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)

in that case,
I reckon he should be tried here.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:07, Reply)