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Bloody disgusting.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19957138If we send him over to American justice, so fucking called, the last bit of faith I've ever had in our system is gone. Seriously. What's pissed you off today?
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:12,
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I don't really care if he's extradited.
he knowingly hacked american military computers, even Autists know that's not allowed.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:18,
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and he only has aspergus
which is like fake autism
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:19,
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And it makes your wee smell funny.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:23,
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haha!
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:25,
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this link doesn't say anything...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:18,
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We'll get the decision at 12:30
She'll back down.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:20,
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I think she'll do waht she's fucking told.
Shame, give the guy a job.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:27,
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i've never understood that mentality
"you've proven yourself untrustworthy, fancy a job?"
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:31,
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Don't expect logical sense from a racist like Bear Pookie
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:32,
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not another one!
we've already had battered coming out as a user of prostitutes today, i'm feeling more and more uncomfortable being here
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:40,
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I wonder if him and Tricky use the same ones.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:41,
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joe's the one who visits eastern european hookers
Tricky doesn't have the dough
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:42,
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Damnit!
I wrote Joe first, then I thought "No, it can't be big cuddly uncle Joe. It must have been creepy Tricky"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:44,
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joe isn't cuddly, he's a six foot lanky streak of sex pest piss
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:48,
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i hope they stick him in guantanamo with all the other nonces
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:20,
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If someone hacked my computers I'd give them a £100,000 a year job!
He was only looking for evidence that the moon is made of cheese and asspies don't know the difference between right and wrong, why do you think over 8000 people a year are murdered by asspies in Milton Keynes alone!
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Peej, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:23,
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DOes Chompy pretend to have arse-burgers?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:28,
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he rapes them, i had no idea he kills them too
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:30,
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He should be outed by Anonymous
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:31,
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have they got a helpdesk I could email?
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:31,
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I think they find you
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:37,
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do i have to put up a bat symbol type thing? maybe a CDC?
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:38,
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They're like the online A-Team
but shitter
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:38,
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I found this a bit scary
"A similar forum issue featured in the case of Babar Ahmad and Talha Ahsan, extradited to the US two weeks ago. They will be prosecuted for running a pro-jihadist website in London that allegedly broke US laws."
I hadn't even heard of that one, maybe there is more to it
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:30,
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Nah, but they aren't white and their mums aren't on the telly saying that they shouldn't be sent away
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:32,
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website was hosted in connecticut
so technically, the "crimes" were committed in the US
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:33,
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open and shut case then
hang the bastards
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:34,
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+ by their beards
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:35,
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He commited a crime right?
so what's the problem? I never really understood what this was all about to be honest.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:36,
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He commited a crime in the UK, but they want him to be tried in the US.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:37,
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A crime against the US.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:39,
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I'm no lawyer,
but I thought if you commit a crime against somebody or company or government in a country that we have an extraordion agreement with, off you trot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:45,
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it depends where the crime took place
which makes online crime difficult to judge
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:46,
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elaborate.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:48,
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if i commit a crime in the uk and then run away to a country with an extradition agreement
that country will send me back for trial.
if i commit a crime in a european country and run back to the UK I'd need to come up with some clever reasons (lack of fair trial, evidence, prison conditions etc) not to be sent back.
however, using the internet in the UK i could commit a crime on a server in another country, technically i'm in the uk and should be tried here, but the other country can argue the crime took place on servers in their country
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:52,
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Now explain the offside rule.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:54,
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when a ball is passed to an attacker who is closer to the goal line than 2 defenders
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:55,
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i can also do string theory
and DNA profiling if you like?
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:00,
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More pressing matters than that.
See below.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:02,
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Now tell me who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:02,
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identity unknown, but it is the same person who put the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:04,
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DNA found at the scene confirms this
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:47,
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Two defenders?
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:13,
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yes.
It's usually only one in reality becuase in almost all cases the goalkeeper is nearer the goal line, and he counts as a defender. If the keeper has gone for a wander though, you need to check two.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:25,
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You're almost like a clever person when you try.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:54,
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almost
not quite
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:55,
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in that case,
I reckon he should be tried here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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but cyber crime is diffuclt, because the servers he accessed were in the US
so techinically the crime happened there too.
just because he's an aspy doesn't mean he should get away with this
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:39,
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he just has
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:40,
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ha! because he threatened to kill himself?
the guy's a genius, they should give him a job
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:41,
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he will still get tried here though
They wont let him off... as Q almost explained a part of teh extradition treaty also refers to whether the crime could be tried in the country that he is in, it was part of Julian Assange's weak assed defence against rape "that the crime he may or may not have commited wouldnt be seen as rape here"
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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It would have been a great defense
if raping someone when they were asleep wasn't a crime in the UK. But sadly it is.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:11,
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They have to be able to hear you yell SURPRISE!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:13,
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well the extradition has been blocked
so you can wind your neck in now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:40,
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This thread.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:40,
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lol
i like changing adele lyrics to things about food because she's a fatty
'chasing pastries'
'get a pie-ful, of apple crumble...'
lol
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:45,
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She's blocked the extraditiion.
Some common sense.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:48,
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makes you look stupid though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:50,
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Used to that mate.
Still glad he screwed the bastards.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:52,
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Yeah, his crippling mental illness and complete psychological breakdown really really stuck it to the man. FUCK THE MAN!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:55,
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it's ok
his mum'll make him some bovril and he'll be back on QOTW to tell us all about it soon
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:56,
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I'm glad you got out the right side of ed today.
Bed even.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:57,
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what is it about him that makes you so adamant that he did nothing went?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:58,
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empathy for a fellow asper
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 12:58,
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You've always got to side with the little guy
Unless he's a muslim of course. BP does hate the muslims.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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+ but it's ok, because 'Muslim' is not a race, so he can't be a racist.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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a Muslim read my palm yesterday and told me the future.
he gave me a lucky charm, and told me I would get 3 happiness in December, and that one man and one woman were jealous of me. he then asked for a tenner. I gave him a pound, he wouldn't touch the money, so I had to wrap it in a napkin for him. weird. nice chap though.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:12,
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He certainly shouldn't have been extradited.
Extradition is supposed to be used to arrest people who've gone on the run outside the country in which they committed the crime. There shouldn't be any question of a British man committing a crime in Britain being tried overseas, regardless of who he committed the crime against.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:03,
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THE CRIME TOOK PLACE ON AMERICAN SERVERS KRONELY, SHUT UP
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:04,
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Doesn't make any difference.
That's a loophole, not a law.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:05,
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LOOPHOLES ARE NINE TENTHS OF THE LAW!
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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I AM THE LAW
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Kroney, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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agreeing with kronely right here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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That doesn't help him find love though, does it?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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I'm not looking.
I gave up :'(
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Kroney, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:10,
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You'll always have the Jorvik Viking Museum...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:11,
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You'll always have Paris
Apart from when you give it up
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:13,
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I like how I turn up and the thread instantly dumbs down.
I blame Nakers.
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Kroney, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:16,
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Naked Ape - worse than Nakers
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:19,
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He's only a man tangles, Kroney will need divine intervention to find love
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:10,
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thats not a loophole
This is a loophole
With all due credit to Paul Hogan
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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I can see you've played knifey loopholey before
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:10,
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Man, the outtakes from Crocodile Dundee are poor
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:13,
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hahaha
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:19,
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roffle.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:28,
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loopholes are there for a reason
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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to help hold your trousers up
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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I just had a can of coke and now I'm all burpy.
More updates to come
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:23,
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I'm drinking Old Jamaica Ginger Beer
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:24,
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I had some Jim Bean and that this weekend when I was at centre parcs
It was alright.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:25,
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Did you enjoy Centerparcs?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:29,
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Yep, I did paintballing, and swimming and went to a spa and went bowling drank lots and other things.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:31,
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And I fed a squirrel parma violets, it didn't like them.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:31,
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Did you go there with your girlfriend?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:32,
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I did, she is a psycho with a paintball gun.
I shot 250ish paintballs she shot over 800 in 30 minutes.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:33,
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She is also skint then?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:33,
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Nah you got a discount if you bought 500+ and as a team of 6 it came to £55
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:35,
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Chompy on the weekend.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FztmxxliSmc
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:36,
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Are you gonna move in with her?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:41,
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I'm not planning to nope.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:42,
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Why won't you commit?
Are you seeing someone else?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:55,
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To be honest it's mostly because I'm almost certain to be made redundant next year that's stopping any house changes.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:58,
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Redundancy money WIN!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:59,
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Could you not move in with her then?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:00,
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Also, sorry to hear that, that sucks.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:00,
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I've never been.
It just sounds like a slightly more modern Butlins.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:33,
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It's pretty crappy in the center to be honest where there's lots of people and starbucks and shit
but it's really quite nice in the residential bits barely see anyone, nice little lodge lots of squirrels and birds and all that.
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PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:34,
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Ah, so they've got a tax-avoiding coffee shop.
I'm totally going.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:36,
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The Penrith one is lovely to just wander round
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:37,
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Proper full fat Coke from a can produces that best burps available to man
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:25,
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nope. That liquid nitrogen cocktail that lass drank will beat anything.
enough gas pressure to rupture the stomach wall? that'll give you bare burps.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:27,
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Didn't it just give her stomach lining frostbite?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:28,
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it rapidly evaporated, causing her stomach to perforate
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:57,
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sorry, had to do some work. Fucking disgrace
no, not at all. it's the rapid vapourisation that's the problem, as quints says. Unless your stomach was entirely empty the cold part of it wouldn't be a problem really. Assuming it was a small amount.
It might do some damage to your oesophagus though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:07,
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the oesophagus is so-called because it was discovered to be the same in birds as it is in humans
oiseau-phagus, so to speak
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:08,
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Oesophagus is Big Birds mate from Sesame Street.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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sesame street was originally going to be called peanut street
but they changed it because peanut allergies
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:10,
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that's barack obamapus.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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OK, WITHOUT resorting to surgery
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:29,
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small quantites of dry ice, then?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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I bet you're locked in the stationery cupboard
burpwanking right now. You disgust me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:26,
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burpwanks FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:29,
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I've never tried it
is it worth it?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:32,
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I'll have a go and report back
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:33,
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Auto -erotic eructation
Not exactly silent, so part dangerwank as well?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:34,
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Is a burpwank a pro of office life, or a down?
I really don't know.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:36,
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It can liven up a dull meeting
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 13:38,
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the vending machine just gave me two packs of flamed grilled steak McCoys instead of one, WIN
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:03,
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CAn I have one? Please? I'll be your best mate?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:11,
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he's a doctor, not a miracle worker
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quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:12,
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He has to take it home for Mrs Ape, or there'll be hell to pay.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:12,
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Nah, she prefers hula hoops or discos
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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I heard she prefers swingers clubs.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:16,
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she always loved the playground
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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pop down to west london and it's all yours
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:13,
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Cool, gaz me your address, I'm off to get the tube now.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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31 Porters Way
West Drayton
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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Wow, you work near my wife.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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i'm working near her right now
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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She is very efficient.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:23,
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Also, is this funny for a reason or just a random address you happen to have thought of?
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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i put west drayton into google maps, and picked a street
I'm a fraud
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:23,
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Why West Drayton?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:24,
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why not
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:24,
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Ok, then why haven't you put this thread out of its misery and started a new one?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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I'm in meetings from 3 until 5:30, not really worth it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:27,
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Oh, I was hoping this was in the news because it was a nonces house or something.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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why would I send you to a nonces house? are you a 10 year old girl?
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