b3ta.com qotw
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Question of the Week » Off Topic » Post 1760001 | Search
This is a question Off Topic

Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

you could always fuck off to mumsnet.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:15, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
I applied.
Apparently you have to be a mum or something to join in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)
oh beth :( not even able to have any kids.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I hope so.
That's one STD I never want to get.

Actually, that implies I wouldn't mind getting any of the other STDs. This is definitely not the case.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)
think you're safe there.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)
to be fair mmps
that is the least and most basic natural human function i female human can perform you should be able to expect
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)
actually it's pretty complex
takes some people ages to get pregnant
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)
spunk up her guts, 9 months, baby
easy as piss
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)
think localboy might have some "problems"

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)
maybe rob fingered him so hard when he was a kid he snapped his ballbag

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Unless he's black. Don't forget Rob's a racist as well as a nonce, so he only fingers white kids.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
sorry battered but i don't think lying about other people on the internet is going to do you any favours when you pay for sex

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
*phew*
lucky escape
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)
invent a baby, all my ex girlfriends used to do that all the time

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)
did you catch them out with the old 'falling down the stairs' trick?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:56, Reply)
i put 20 morning after pills in every meal

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Hahahaha.
Why is this cake bitter?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

« Go Back | See The Full Thread

Pages: Latest, 836, 835, 834, 833, 832, ... 1