link it here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:52, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

ok, fuck it. gonz in amsterdam.
the chief inspector eyed the bloated jewish corpse with keen eyes. a packet of cheesy doritos was still clutched in one hand, the powder from those corn snacks caked to the thumb and forefinger of the other. he moved the jacket aside and frowned at the curious logo on the shirt. what was 'hollyoaks nights' he wondered.
"see anything suspicious?" sgt. vrost asked.
the chief inspector shook his head and looked round to where the corpse would have been staring. row upon row of windows greeted him, all showing a gyrating woman of the night. it was a closed case to him, and yet another of amsterdams 'virgin heart-attacks'
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)

*shortlists for Man Booker Prize*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)

i'm gonna click this and click the one in the other thread so it's on the popular page twice

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)

I like this idea

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)

wow! thanks q.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Go on, post it again.
Let's see if we can get it on there a third time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

lets' get it on their 20 times!

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)

ok, fuck it. gonz in amsterdam.
the chief inspector eyed the bloated jewish corpse with keen eyes. a packet of cheesy doritos was still clutched in one hand, the powder from those corn snacks caked to the thumb and forefinger of the other. he moved the jacket aside and frowned at the curious logo on the shirt. what was 'hollyoaks nights' he wondered.
"see anything suspicious?" sgt. vrost asked.
the chief inspector shook his head and looked round to where the corpse would have been staring. row upon row of windows greeted him, all showing a gyrating woman of the night. it was a closed case to him, and yet another of amsterdams 'virgin heart-attacks'
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

ok, fuck it. gonz in amsterdam.
the chief inspector eyed the bloated jewish corpse with keen eyes. a packet of cheesy doritos was still clutched in one hand, the powder from those corn snacks caked to the thumb and forefinger of the other. he moved the jacket aside and frowned at the curious logo on the shirt. what was 'hollyoaks nights' he wondered.
"see anything suspicious?" sgt. vrost asked.
the chief inspector shook his head and looked round to where the corpse would have been staring. row upon row of windows greeted him, all showing a gyrating woman of the night. it was a closed case to him, and yet another of amsterdams 'virgin heart-attacks'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)

i'm literally going to kill myself
literally
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

You literally should.
Or, at the very least, leave forever.
Literally.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

thanks, i will

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Be sure to tell everyone first though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

i am literally leaving forever
and i am going to kill myself

kthx bye
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)