electric glasses that shoot out laser beams
that would melt cunts who get in the way at traffic lights or on the tube

alt: virginmedia23634604783q737q3 and the password is equally memorable. i did enjoy bluetooth when it first came out though. wandering around an airport or station or wherever, trying to guess which punter was "big cool dave" and which was "big gay jim". also drunkenly and HILARIOUSLY bluetoothing randoms in the pub "do you want to see my pussy" and sending them a pic of her cat.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:02, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Are you saying that wasn't your cat?
:-(
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)

i'm saying that you are one of the cyclists who is going DOWN with my laser glasses

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)

You'd have to catch me first!

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

the laser glasses would do that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Anyway, I never get in the way...I'm a considerate cyclist

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)

an oxymoron is still a moron

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)

If Rachelswipe is all alone in the forest and no-one can here her, is she still wrong?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

*one handed clap*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

RACHELSWIPE IS NEVER WRONG
EVER

except in all the right ways, to misquote pink
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

My lips are permanently sealed.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Unlike hers

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)

lol
I hear she has to wear trousers in a strong wind.
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

I heard when she wears trousers she has to poke one lip down each leg and tuck them into her socks

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I heard that when she has a shower
she has to peg them to her tits
( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

That joke could work two ways
saggy lips and/or tits.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)

you lot suck
:(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Much like the plug hole if you go unpegged

( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)

*Actual laughter*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:31, Reply)

pink drink for you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)

What a fucking shocker

( Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:35, Reply)

you earned it
every last drop
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Quite.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

People allow you to randomly pair with their phones??
That's mental, you could transfer all sorts of dodgy stuff and so could they.
Also having Bluetooth on all the time runs the battery down faster, same with 3G
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

Are you suggesting that people should disable the 3g on their phones?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)