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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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long thread day
has life come back to OT or is everyone just bored at work? whom do you believe is the saviour of OT?

alt: so, jimmy savile. did he do it? all of it? how did he have time to do anything else?

altalt: first word that pops into your head?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:32, 117 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Jimmy Saville fucked the dead.
I am surprised that the media haven't yet run that story seeing as they all know it
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)
that was on popbitch YEARS ago
popbitch is how i discovered b3ta, come to think of it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I found it through FHM strangely

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)
Me too, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Um...
'Me too' as in how I discovered B3ta, not as in 'fucked the dead'
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
yeah, yeah. Tell it to the judge.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)
that'd be me, then
judge rules..... corpsefucker
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:20, Reply)
I dunno, I think maybe there's been a few more here today
And of course he did it. textbook nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)
This afternoon has been the first time in weeks
that work's been quiet enough that I've been in a reasonably good mood.

Alt: I fully expect some of these complaints are people jumping on a grief train to get some attention, but I reckon he spent a lot of his time noncing, yes.

altalt: minge
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:43, Reply)
I've been the best thing about OT for quite a long time now.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
i will say that death has come back to OT and it is beyond salvage
jimmy - yes, i think he liked underage girls, but most likely in a jailbait 60's kind of way, not in a sickly shaven headed cancer kid kind of way. i think a lot of the claimants think they might get to sue the government or the bbc. and a lot of the stories sound like gash.

altalt: jimmy. and now gash.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)
I can't hear what you're saying over the howling of the wind.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)
*Paaaaaarrp!*

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)
when you two have finished rimming each other, the rest of us are trying to have a conversation about shellsuits

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Hey, you remember those tube things what you'd get in the Eighties
and you'd whirl them around your head and they'd make that "wwooooOOOooooOOOOOOoOOooooOOO" noise?

Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Oh YEAH! Do you remember that thing from that time period back then Yeah!?
*Stuart Maconies*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)
I heard that, much like shellsuits, your fanny flaps were also highly flammable
and popular with scousers.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)
I heard they were also garishly coloured
and liable to cause sweating
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)
I heard they had also been slid into by lots of men with bad taste.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)
I heard that druids used them as cloaks to shield them from the rain whislt carrying out ceremonies during the winter months

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:03, Reply)
I heard they were available for knock down prices if you slip Big Steve a fiver outside The Dog & Duck

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)
I heard that if you pull them apart you find they are held together by something that looks like a mix of glue and icing.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)
I heard that was actually Naked Ape hiding from his wife.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I heard samples of were used to synthesise the organic material that was used to create Felix Bumgardeners Enormous baloon that enabled him to get high enough to break the speed of sound
I understand they were chosen because of their incredible tensile strength in relation to their density.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)
I heard that wherever she goes, she's followed by the sound of applause.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)
You mean the clap,

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:17, Reply)
you are all terrible human beings
and i hope you die in a fiery mass gang bumrape fiasco
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Oh come on
The "slid into by lots of men with bad taste" is fucking genius.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)
it is scientifically inaccurate
you should revile it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:20, Reply)
i'd like to contest your findings

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
you'll never get anywhere near my findings, neckless

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
only because they flap about like a mainsail in a thunderstorm

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:25, Reply)
that is not the only reason
and we both know it
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:25, Reply)
the other reason is that i find you repulsive and you come across as completely unhinged?

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:26, Reply)
based on your needy mental gf and failed marriage
i will take this as a great compliment, ta
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:41, Reply)
I lack a statistically representative dataset
so I'm ambivalent about its accuracy.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)
I heard they were the disguise of preference for gay men who are trying to pretend they are straight.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)
i heard that i couldn't hear you
over the booming sound of you fisting yourself with your own head
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
Thank god you're a lawyer not a doctor, because your understanding of basic anatomy is for shit.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:25, Reply)
altalt: +1 for minge
A very versatile word. Much nicer than "Clunge".

Savile? There's been a lot of innuendo for a very long time. He's long dead, so he's unable to answer to the allegations.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Just like Thatcher, he was a cigar loving, peroxide blond who loved to fuck miners
Which makes Thatcher a nonce by proxy.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Thatcher is my hero

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
She was well into fucking miners though.

(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Who isn't, the dirty buggers

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Clearly I am the both the glue that hold this place together and the icing that makes it brilliant
Alt: well he looks like a nonce so why not!

Altalt: frangipan
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)
I like how the board unites against you.
Is that what you meant by glue?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)
Exactly
No...hang on a minute
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
what kind of a fucked up concotion has both glue AND icing?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Teenage druggie's cupcake

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)
Weezer's less succesful etc.........

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)
Psst. It's 'Wheatus'
Weezer are actually quite good.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:17, Reply)
Oh, fuck, you're entirely right.
It's been a long week.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)
although, the only version of it I own
is Girls Aloud. For some reason.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)
omg i would love to hear that

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)
is that reason
because i was right all along and you are in fact "the mightybender"?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)
It's because it's on the album of covers radio 1 did to celebrate 40 years of the charts
I think.

But, yeah, if it helps you drift off at night, you can go for the bender thing.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
she's just bitter because you're married

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
pffft
haven't you ever heard of a "lavender marriage", quentin?

it co-ordinates bee-yoo-ti-fully with his pink socks.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:23, Reply)
no, because i'm not a total tarquin

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
They get the words wrong.
stupid fuckers. They sing "She lives on my block, she drives and I rock" but it's clearly meant to be "she drives and I walk".

It's like when Megadeth covered Anarchy in the UK and Mustaine thought it said "And other cunt like tendancies"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:25, Reply)
eerrrrrrrrr, no
it's "drives an Iroc"

an Iroc is a type of car in america

see www.google.co.uk/search?client=opera&rls=en&q=Iroc+car&oe=utf-8&channel=suggest&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&ei=9y2AUNfSI4iHhQe554HwDw&biw=1247&bih=911&sei=-i2AUPi6EoaWhQfX8oDYAg
(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:27, Reply)
IROC
Special edition Corvette.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:27, Reply)
the boy q is spot on, Al
an IROC is a special edition Chevy Camaro massively popular in the late 1980s.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:29, Reply)
Yeah, well Quints mum is also a special edition Chevy Camaro massively popular in teh late 1980s.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:31, Reply)
are you suggestin quints mum was on Car and Driver magazine's Ten Best list for 1985?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Amongst other things
like the bins behind "Roxys Nightclub" and the bonnet of a 1984 Nissan Allegro.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:41, Reply)
ay mama mia!

(quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:22, Reply)
Oh man, I cna't believe tmb got something wrong and made himself look like a prick.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)
UNBELIEVABLE, JEFF.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:19, Reply)

Turlingdrome
(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)
that's not even a word.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:15, Reply)
Zarniwoop?

(Shamelesspendant Better dead then smeg., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:18, Reply)
Cancer.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:57, Reply)
I believe I am the saviour of OT
everyone cheers when I get here because it means the end of the day

altalt: onamatopeic. Not sure I spelt it right though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 17:59, Reply)
Alright Wavy Cavy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:05, Reply)
How's it going pig man?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:06, Reply)
I've been all manly, out fixing the car again,
feel tired, and achey, but satisfied in a good days work. Now it's beer time, dog walking, and a lovely quiet night in. Basically Cavy, I feel like I'm winning.
How are you getting on?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:09, Reply)
yay, you get man points
I just been busy at work, then I have an evening of packing everything for another larp event. To be honest, most things are still in my car, just need the right costume and weapons and I'm ready. Sure wish it was half term
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:10, Reply)
What sort of character do you do?
My favourite at the one I went to was these lizard dudes, hilarious, and really t on staying in character despite the booze.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:12, Reply)
hehe
This weekend I will be a crow who's kind of gypsyish. My friends used to play voodoo lizards, they were cool. Generally as you get drunk, the characters get sillier. In the old days when I was a pirate we spent most of the time drunk on nasty 'cocktails'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:15, Reply)
Oioi.
Altalt: Allergic.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:30, Reply)
heyhey

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:39, Reply)
It's a monkey.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Racist.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:40, Reply)
prick

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:41, Reply)
Dropping Zion I and Murs tonight dog, shit is hot etc

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:44, Reply)
don't know those.
I'm DJing hip hop next Friday.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:46, Reply)
Sweet.
I'm drowning in the stuff, getting me a white-middle-class rap career.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:50, Reply)
I'm playing mainly instrumental tracks
Only a couple with any rapping. Public Enemy and Kool G Rap.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:52, Reply)
Got any modern instrumentals?
Looking for stuff to inspire my beats.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:53, Reply)
not really.
I love vintage stuff like DJ Shadow and RJD2. Just rediscovered DJ Cam as well. He's better than I remembered.

But give Flying Lotus and Burial a listen.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:55, Reply)
I did both on your recommendation, Burial lost and Flying Lotus won.
I forgot all about Cam, I'll check it out. Properly loving RJD2, I don't know if anyone's done it better.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:58, Reply)
did you know RJD2 already?
He's probably the best of the post-Endtroducing lot. Def Jux put out loads of great shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:01, Reply)
That or The Herbalizer.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:05, Reply)
yeah, but I always preferred Mo Wax to Ninja.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Ah, that explains it.
We're hip hop opposites.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:27, Reply)
Also: Mac Lethal

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:30, Reply)
*insult*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:43, Reply)

EVENING ALL
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:42, Reply)
Good day.
Are you all full-time and qualified and doing that thing now?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:43, Reply)

Nearly mate, last practice, pretty much qualified from Christmas!how's nursery.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:48, Reply)
Fucking brilliant, I reckon I'm made for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:48, Reply)

Does my head in that young, brave man!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:49, Reply)
I know others who say the same, I just get so much out of it.
This job just kind of came out of the blue and I'm really enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:51, Reply)
Ha jesus look at me, I'm gushing.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:53, Reply)

just don't gush over the kids.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:57, Reply)
that is pretty awesome
it's always good to find the place you belong
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:53, Reply)
Yeah, and everyone seems so happy for me. Maybe cos I'm happy I guess.
How're you toots?
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:54, Reply)
:D
I'm OK, more larping tomorrow, half term the week after, russia at christmas.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 18:58, Reply)
Yikes, busy.
I saw the pics of the FF one, that looked good.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:06, Reply)
yeah, it was well fun
I'll post up the video once I've made the report, too
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 19:07, Reply)

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