Last night I was terribly bored.
That was not because I didn't have a life it's because I don't have any money.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:48, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I shaved my head with my beard trimmers to cut into the boredom

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

you should be a stripper, they make loads.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I know, I'm a sponger :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

last night i learned to play highway to hell
it goes A-A-A, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D-F#D, A-A-A
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

or something

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Have you got that new guitar game thing, or is this for realz?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

this is for realz
although my brother wants his guitar back so i might have to buy my own
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I've got an acoustic you can have.
I have three all of which were free, and I don't ever play any of them.

You cover the postage and as T La Rock said on the first ever release on Def Jam - 'It's Yours'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Can we not have a guitar auction to raise funds for my campaign?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)

How much is in the campaign fund so far?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

£5000 raised by selling the movie rights to Psychochomp with a vengeance

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

yeah we'll make up some shit and say paul maccartney wiped his cock on it or something

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

YEAH NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR MY KIND OFFER OR ANYTHING FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

thanks but you can shove your gay acoustic guitars up your coke smeared shitpiece

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

That's rather my attitude.
I'm not really the 'Twang Club' type.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Hey, I'll have you know the Twang Club are totally aware of themselves and they're being shit ironically.
Don't be a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

SOZ 'TWANG CLUB'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

you just admitted you like shoving gay acoustic guitars up your coke smeared shitpiece?

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Perhaps Battsy can write a graphic stoary about this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

just you wait

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

He's been taking lessons from AL in the THANKYOU.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

SO IT SEEMS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)

this has gone over my head
what?
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Al asked for holiday advice on where to go in New York.
Battered sent him some via Gaz, al thanked him.
BUT NOT ENOUGH!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

i feel bad for bullying battered now
he obviously has developmental problems
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Yeah OK.
Maybe if we all signed it that would up the bidding price?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

"been in montys house for a prolonged period, probably drugs inside"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

You think he won't check it first?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah durr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)

HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

A-A-A, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D-F#D, A-A-A

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)