Alternative morning thread.
Boredom. If you're bored, you don't really have a life, please discuss.
Alt, what are you doing on B3TA, if you're not really bored/tossing it off?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:04, 118 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I like calling people a prick or a wanker.
prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

I'm never bored
I'm always too fucking busy

I like b3ta - it is a dose of insanity to help me through the day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Yeah, pretty much.
B3TA is nice, it makes me happy.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

this^
I read 100's of tedious emails a day and need a little light relief
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Is that a polite term for masturbation?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

yes
yes it is
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Eh? What utter tosh.
What if you 'have a life' and yet there are aspects of it which are boring? I would imagine this is the case for pretty much everyone. For example Keith Richards might be said to 'have a life', and yet sitting around in planes and hotels is fucking boring.

I put it to you that SHUT UP, DON'T TALK SHIT.

Alt: I am bored to fucking tears, OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

You are boring me to tears, fo' sho

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Hardly the kind of reply I would expect from the Kofi Annan of Off Topic.
FOR SHAME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Kofi Annan has left the sportcow building this week

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Good riddance, fucking holier-than-thou nignog bastard.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

He's left already
/seinfeld
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Are you repeating yourself?
Are you repeating yourself?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

YES.
Yes.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I heard that pardon.
1980s comedy reference.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

That must mean that I am Keith Richards, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Have you fallen out of any trees recently?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Em-Vee lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

NSFW.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Keith_RichardsCLOSE_UP.jpg
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I reckon most people posting on here are bored and skiving at work
Whereas you appear to be skiving from your life.
Now THAT is boredom.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I update spreadsheets all day tangles.
calling people a wanker here is preferable.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Updating a spreadsheet sounds fascinating.
Please tell us more. What programme do you use? Are you Windows or Apple? Are you a wacky Linux person?
We really need to know.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

get fucked

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

alright?
Nice work on the Restaurant story you guys.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Last night I was terribly bored.
That was not because I didn't have a life it's because I don't have any money.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I shaved my head with my beard trimmers to cut into the boredom

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

you should be a stripper, they make loads.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I know, I'm a sponger :(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

last night i learned to play highway to hell
it goes A-A-A, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D-F#D, A-A-A
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

or something

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Have you got that new guitar game thing, or is this for realz?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

this is for realz
although my brother wants his guitar back so i might have to buy my own
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I've got an acoustic you can have.
I have three all of which were free, and I don't ever play any of them.

You cover the postage and as T La Rock said on the first ever release on Def Jam - 'It's Yours'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Can we not have a guitar auction to raise funds for my campaign?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)

How much is in the campaign fund so far?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

£5000 raised by selling the movie rights to Psychochomp with a vengeance

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

yeah we'll make up some shit and say paul maccartney wiped his cock on it or something

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

YEAH NO NEED TO THANK ME FOR MY KIND OFFER OR ANYTHING FFS

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

thanks but you can shove your gay acoustic guitars up your coke smeared shitpiece

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

That's rather my attitude.
I'm not really the 'Twang Club' type.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Hey, I'll have you know the Twang Club are totally aware of themselves and they're being shit ironically.
Don't be a cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

SOZ 'TWANG CLUB'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

you just admitted you like shoving gay acoustic guitars up your coke smeared shitpiece?

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Perhaps Battsy can write a graphic stoary about this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

just you wait

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

He's been taking lessons from AL in the THANKYOU.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

SO IT SEEMS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)

this has gone over my head
what?
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Al asked for holiday advice on where to go in New York.
Battered sent him some via Gaz, al thanked him.
BUT NOT ENOUGH!
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

i feel bad for bullying battered now
he obviously has developmental problems
(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Yeah OK.
Maybe if we all signed it that would up the bidding price?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

"been in montys house for a prolonged period, probably drugs inside"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

You think he won't check it first?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Yeah durr.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)

HIGHWAY TO HELL!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

A-A-A, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D, G-G-G, F#D-F#D-F#D, A-A-A

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

"boring people are bored"
alt: b3ta helps me between tasks, as i need to get my head out of one file and into another.

b3ta has ruined my innocent little mind though. i ordered a jumper fwhich had a cat on it - not a fluffy kittum, but a quirky sparkly little thing. in the picture it looked like a normal jumper. it's actually more of a sweater-dress. which is fine, except that the cat is kind of... lower down than i thought. now i think it will have to go back for being unsuitable. clearly the innocent people who designed it have much cleaner minds than i do.

and for those who are looking for a bit of boredom, you can always read the above.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

I can clearly see your pussy lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Sparkly pussy
vajazzlols
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)

this sounds like the girl equivalent of a wolf t-shirt

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

i think it's more tragic than that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

three wolves howling at the moon, with japanese writing?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

it's a sparkly cat slapped right over my crotch
i don't think it gets any worse, however many lonely wolves howl at the bitter moon on anyone else's chest
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

jesus christ swipey.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

it's joe brown
it looked cute on the model. gah.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Apparently I missed something yesterday on here while I was out having a life and spending time with my family.
I am on here because the telly is broken and I wanted to see what you shut ins were doing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

thank god you're ok

(quintsy, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I was worried he might have flown to ozland to make his sick fantasy a reality

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Yeah I wasn't buying that 'Poland' smokescreen for a second

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Hey, it's okay, I'm alright. De-stress everyone.
Besides. between my mother, my 6' brother, and my boxing classes, I think I'm good.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

could you fly over here and stoop down to punch battered in the face?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

nah, can't be stuffed.
I could knee him in the face though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

that'll do it.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

There was a fan fiction story about you having a wank.
it was pretty creepy, sooooo buisness as usual I suppose.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Sounds like it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

I've done a new thread all the cool kids are going to be there!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)