I've done my back in. Ouch.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:08, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Autofellatio?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Really no.
I'm not nearly flexible enough to even attempt it.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)

that'll teach you to be a dirty slag

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)

I wrenched it doing something entirely mundane.
Not *everything's* because of that, you know.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:10, Reply)

I think almost all of us are here because of 'that'.
Well, not 'here' as in b3ta, but 'here' as in generally around the place.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Kroney is a bit young for your tastes, isn't he?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)

here b3th, they all say you're a fatty. are you?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Totally.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)

By the way
I think the whole work situation is about to get out properly.

lol
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:13, Reply)

just fucking die already you pointless prick.
nah, you're alright you are.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I wish I had more Scottish blood than I do.
If I had, and I hurt my back like this, I could still drink sixteen Stellas, comsume my considerable body weight in Greggs pasties and still be capable of wrestling a family of bears.

As it is I'm mincing and prancing and wilting about the office complaining at anybody who'll listen. I'm a fucking disgrace.

Actually, PD's Scottish and I'd have a hard time imagining him wrestling anything other than little boys into his car.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)

instead you have given up. imagne that.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:19, Reply)

racist

( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)

some prick just said
"let's see if we can put the nuts and bolts of it together."
now, if I was in a workshop, no problem. I work in finance.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)

I fucking hate office jargon
and that doesn't even make that much sense in a workshop context.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)

it's at least in context.
I fucking hate all these corporate pricks that shout lots and talk utter shite.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)

If I get called "a scholar and a gentleman" again or, God forbid, a "star"
I'm going postal. Just say thanks and fuck off.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:29, Reply)

You should have pulled your nuts out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:26, Reply)

that's your answer to everything.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)

This made me laugh.
Then again, I spent almost an hour last night giggling at that posh DR bird saying 'homo erectus'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)