I have been drunk in Hitchin once.
It was ... not great, I'll be honest. The company was OK, mind, but the person concerned lives in Edinburgh now so no luck there.

I am planning "a go" on that there Bond film on Saturday.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:21, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

you know what badge? I'm not really all that arsed with bond films.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I'm with you normally, I really am. Can take them or leave them
but Mrs B is demanding we go, and some of my friends really want to, so I figure why not?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

if they're paying, why not.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

^ Scotch

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

+ soda

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

It's all down to how much booze I can take in, I won't lie.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

I'm off out on the piss tonight.
I may even have 2 beers!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

2!!!???"!111!!!
Steady, sailor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

broke out the emergency tenner.
I'M READY TO PARTY!!!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Ain't no party like a mumpers party.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I'm an international bon viveur and raconteur.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I like to take a bottle of spirits to films.
This backfired horribly when I went to see End of the Century with a bottle of cognac as I was a) sick and b) unable to remember anything after the first 20 mins.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I reckon they can't throw me out of a Bond film
if I'm drinking martinis, right?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

you'll be shaken, not stirred.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

A martini really should be stirred and not shaken
That bond is a right pleb
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Also it should be gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

you know why he gets the chicks?
because he's not a whiny little dick. something to think about there nakers.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I guess you'd know, having taken that route to get signed off work

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

what, by getting all the chicks?
I'm not sure the work would sign me off for that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Also, the exact amount of vermouth in a martini is measured as follows:
take a bottle of vermouth. Chill a glass with ice. Allow a single, stray beam of light from a high up, dusty window to strike the vermouth bottle and fall upon the chilled glass.

Fill glass with gin.

Done.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I believe this was the queen mothers recipe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

The queen mother would fellate tramps for half a pint of tesco value gin, though.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

as would I.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Maybe, no way Monty would give up good gin for gum job from that old trout though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

wise man.
I heard she doesn't even swallow
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Doesn't want to water down the gin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

But on the other hand
She does give a great 'rusty trombone'
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)

Correct.
I once went to George Martin's Air Studios in Hampstead for the soundtrack launch party to one of the Brosnan Bonds (composer David Arnold was trying to nick my then gf). Unlimited vodka martinis all night long = owww.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Really Monty how fascinating (!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)

you didn't mention david arnold looks like a chubby derren brown

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

I WAS SAVING THAT YOU CUNT

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Gay.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

only for you
xxxxx
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

not even for pay?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)

wouldn't be for pay if it was with monty,

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

*smug*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

cause you're poor innit

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

*wilts*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

*hants*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I sent it off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Good lad.
I bet you didn't read the NRAM document though, did you? You fucking lazy hippy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

YES I DID*


*n't
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)