you could have asked about everybody's bowel movements
uploaded a link of yourself farting and posted pictures of numerous festering turds.... and it still wouldn't be as shit as this thread.

you shit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:40, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

someone got some this weekend then
you scat-obsessed shitfuck monkey
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

funnily enough, i did
so THERE.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

YEAH IT KNOW IT WAS ME

(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

you were shit

(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

which is yet another sleight at you being a scat-obsessed shitfuck monkey

(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

ZING!

(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

oh bazinga off
and ferret around your mental girlfriend's dusty minge
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

she wants to dress up hallowe'en
we're going to the cinema :(
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

at least you've already got your costume

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

yeah i haven't washed since we done it
i'm going as a shitmonster
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)

what a nob

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)

she reckons people will be annoyed if she keeps her witch hat on

(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Of course it'll be in the way
Tell the stupid Yank bint to grow up
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)

she's not american, naked ape
please stop getting so upset about my girlfriend's joke about how she might wear a hat in a cinema, i don't think i can take this today
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

there there Q
I just can't be bothered with wakki halloween dressing up that's all.

I'm sure "one tit Tammy" is lovely in real life
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)

it's just a bit of fun, each to their own
she's not, she's a right horrible cow
(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Hi Swipey, nice weekend?>
When are we not having pizza?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)

we are not having pizza whenever you like, my little west london sex god

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I think we should not have pizza with Nakers on friday night.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Lets not have some tonight as I'm really tired and fancy an early night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

i am at a debate in westminster tonight
about whether osborne is doing a good job or not. alistair darling is in favour, which is surprising. so yes, we can not have pizza tonight.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

\o/

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I'm not really surprised he's in favour
the more Osborne demonstrates he's an innumerate fucktard the better Darling looks in comparison.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

If you wait a minute I think Stunned might post something about me teaching Dogma to first years.
Which I still don't understand.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)

haha i think my friend got it wrong - i think it's "osborne is doing a shit job" and that's why darling is in favour
blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2012/10/george-osborne-isnt-working-we-need-a-plan-b/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)

also this
blogs.spectator.co.uk/steerpike/2012/10/jimmy-savile-is-innocent/
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Hey swipe did you get to fuck someone this weekend?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)