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pricks

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:12, 190 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Wankers.
I saw Muse at the o2 on Friday, they were very good, but I don't really like the O2.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)
too big innit
did you get decent tickets?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Standing, and we were about 5m back, very good view IMO

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)
i might be on telly next week
i'll try to drop a few campaign promotions
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Good man, what are you going to be doing on Telly?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)
He's being featured on Crimewatch.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)
you must be thinking of an australian
again
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:22, Reply)
the beeb want a statement on some travellers we're evicting
no-one in the office wants to do it, i don't want to do it.

i might force Sue as she's more aesthetic than the rest of us
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)
Speaking of which, the guy that owns Dale Farm is going to give all the land back to the travellers
in protest at the piss poor lack of action by Basildon Council. All that fuss and expense to get rid of them for nothing.

I find this quite amusing.


Edit: THat wasn't really directed at you, it's just you reminded me of it. Not with what you said, just whenever I think of you I picture a pikey.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)
Didn't he want to get rid of them in the first place?
Talk about cutting your nose off to spite your face. Jesus.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
Yeah, he did.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:31, Reply)
:(

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
Aw, I was only teasing.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)
man sue looks tight today
she just walked in, fitted black jacket, tight little jeans and a white cardi. man she's one skinny bitch.

face like a sammiad, but you still would
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:30, Reply)
I want to ask what's a sammiad
But I'm afraid the response will be "He's-a 'ad-a Rigatoni!"
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:32, Reply)
I think he means the thing from 5 Children and It
Which is a pretty obscure reference.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Did you check out that lobster place in the end?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
pricks

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)
wanker

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Cunt.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)
imma write a story about you wanking for that

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)
yes?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)
dickhead

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
which reminds me
You know Libby off Neighbours? If you do an image search for Kym Valentine, you should find the shoot she did for some sort of Australian version of FHM or sutin.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)
Shovel face.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)
you would though.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Maybe fifteen years ago when she was actually on Neighbours.
I can't imagine she's much cop now, though.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)
she comes back now and again

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
King of the pricks.
Prick Astley, if you will.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:26, Reply)
fancy a pint at lunch?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
Yup.
And at tea, dinner and breakfast.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:29, Reply)
OMFG DIS FUCKEN HURRICANE IS RUINING MY LIFE

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)
your fault for living in america

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:28, Reply)
i shot two guns the other day

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)
You monster, guns have rights too.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)

√(O_°)/
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)
I've got the new Xcom I downloaded it last night.
So tonight I'll be ignoring my girlfriend to play it. Who want's to have one of my squad members named after them?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)
can I have that superfluous apostrophe named after me please?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:45, Reply)
I'm going to make you my first soldier and deliberatly run you right into UFOs

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)
:'(
I got Mass Effect 3 yesterday. It looks very good indeed so far. Bit action-heavy though.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)
I enjoyed it, I made my person a woman who looks like she's got downs.
I'm very witty.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
I really liked the first two
Looking forward to seeing how 3 pans out. My male Shepard is a Sentinel and very much plays by his own rules. Alien chicks dig him.

I had to delete my female Shepard's profile because my HDD was too full :'(
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:55, Reply)
I prefered the second one to be honest.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)
I think I did too.
ME1 was ambitious but flawed. I think with 2 they were trying to move it away from being too bent in an SF Babylon 5 style and brought in better combat. I prefer combat to dialogue branching.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)
I don't rename my soldiers as the random generator's pretty good.
For example, I have a Swede called Thor. He's a Heavy. Seems appropriate.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)
Have you completed it yet?
I'm thinking of playing it on classic difficulty, ironman. But I think that may be a bit too much for me.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)
Not yet
I've had eight games on classic difficulty fail. I'm doing well now, though. I'm not on Ironman either, I luvz mai relodez.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)
I like the idea that my mistakes stick with me.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)
Yeah, whereas I bash my fat hands against my head
and cry.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)
me please, but i don't want to be one that dies
ok?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
I think we can all agree that this is going really well

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)
yeah, just like your face.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)
my face isn't going anywhere

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
this place is shit

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:22, Reply)
I know, k swizz I know :(
Why aren't you here much these days?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:23, Reply)
She's too busy supporting an awesome "football" team
and going to see concerts.

Though I'm concerned that her concert might be cancelled.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
it will likely be postponed :(((

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Sadface.
I hope you're not in a low lying area.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
i live in the shenandoah valley

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Awwww, near the blue ridge mountains?
I know a song about that.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
put some chords to this
"We live in a valley between some mountains so if we get a storm there's nowhere for it to go so we will flood, hopefully we don't get a tornado because its going to bounce around until it dies"
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
I shall be praying to the great sky wizard that I odn't believe in that you and all your family and friends remain okay.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
It was the Shenandoah Plain until K moved there

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
BECAUSE IT'S SHIT

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Not for me thanks Q.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:25, Reply)
no need to be prickshy

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
Thread score: No stars.
I hope there won't be a sequel.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)
FOPR

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
shit. I decide to come join this thread, and I turn up at the same time as ^that^
This will do nothing for my reputation.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)
You have a reputation?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
she sure does

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)
Written on toilet walls all over the south west.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
she's got toilet walls written all over her face

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)
i always just thought that was acne

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
There's a vicious rumour that I am Paul ross.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
have you got a brother?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)
I have!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)
proof, then

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Who's his brother?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)
Jenny Bond

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Is she related to James?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
James who?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
The band James

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Is Jenny Bond related to the band James of 'Oh sit down' fame?
not that i'm aware of, sorry
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
you could have asked about everybody's bowel movements
uploaded a link of yourself farting and posted pictures of numerous festering turds.... and it still wouldn't be as shit as this thread.

you shit.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
someone got some this weekend then
you scat-obsessed shitfuck monkey
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)
funnily enough, i did
so THERE.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
YEAH IT KNOW IT WAS ME

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
you were shit

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
which is yet another sleight at you being a scat-obsessed shitfuck monkey

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
ZING!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
oh bazinga off
and ferret around your mental girlfriend's dusty minge
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
she wants to dress up hallowe'en
we're going to the cinema :(
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
at least you've already got your costume

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
yeah i haven't washed since we done it
i'm going as a shitmonster
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
what a nob

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
she reckons people will be annoyed if she keeps her witch hat on

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Of course it'll be in the way
Tell the stupid Yank bint to grow up
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:57, Reply)
she's not american, naked ape
please stop getting so upset about my girlfriend's joke about how she might wear a hat in a cinema, i don't think i can take this today
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)
there there Q
I just can't be bothered with wakki halloween dressing up that's all.

I'm sure "one tit Tammy" is lovely in real life
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)
it's just a bit of fun, each to their own
she's not, she's a right horrible cow
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Hi Swipey, nice weekend?>
When are we not having pizza?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)
we are not having pizza whenever you like, my little west london sex god

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
I think we should not have pizza with Nakers on friday night.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
Lets not have some tonight as I'm really tired and fancy an early night

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
i am at a debate in westminster tonight
about whether osborne is doing a good job or not. alistair darling is in favour, which is surprising. so yes, we can not have pizza tonight.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
\o/

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I'm not really surprised he's in favour
the more Osborne demonstrates he's an innumerate fucktard the better Darling looks in comparison.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
If you wait a minute I think Stunned might post something about me teaching Dogma to first years.
Which I still don't understand.
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
haha i think my friend got it wrong - i think it's "osborne is doing a shit job" and that's why darling is in favour
blogs.spectator.co.uk/coffeehouse/2012/10/george-osborne-isnt-working-we-need-a-plan-b/
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
also this
blogs.spectator.co.uk/steerpike/2012/10/jimmy-savile-is-innocent/
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Hey swipe did you get to fuck someone this weekend?

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)
When a B3tan makes a knob of his or self off board,
Is it right to spill the beans and rub their noses in it?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
of course, do spill

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)
Your response is duly noted.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I was being IRONIC!

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)
See above

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)
course, mandatory innit

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Poor Barry.

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:49, Reply)
i was on his side the whole time
i reckon stunned GAVE him the pills but forgot all about it
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)
i bet he did that thing where he put the pill on the end of his tongue and made barry snog him

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)
haha!
i am so oblivious to drug culture, this has truly made my day
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)
i saw it in a movie once

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
(kisses with Anadin)

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Some of us have been raised from the gutter.
How much are you willing to pay?
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
depends who done it

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)
No clues

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)
this is a fucking shit game
either cough up the info or fuck off
(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)
I can post simultaneously

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)
not worth it then, it's probably just battered fucking underage prostitutes again

(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
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(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:11, Reply)

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