I got in a lift earlier,
fatfingered the buttons and accidentally sent the managing director of the UK on a tour of the floors in this building.

It's alright though as I'm way bigger than him, he's about 5'6", he'll be too scared to do anything about it.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:27, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

surely you would surrender as soon as a confrontation started?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I sometimes use gunfingers to press the buttons in the lift.
It shows I'm not to be fucked with.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)

I hope you say "Pow!" every time you press them

( Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)

You're thinking middle manager gunfingers.
I do angry youth gunfingers.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Do you do them sideways, gangsta-style?

( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I hope he does it two handed, John Woo style.
Or snapping his wrists while he does it, James Cagney style.
( Bazongaloid, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Maybe he cocks his thumb with his other hand, Clint Eastwood-style

( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)