Why are you so obsessed about my blobbing schedule?
Are you a fucking perv or something? Am I going to have to report you?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

nah, it was only because I'd been on the popular page and one of your posts is there spazzing out about it ; )
How are you anyway, i am tired and hungry and I think i shall have sausages for supper
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:46, Reply)

If you're that fucking interested,
I'll gaz you the graphic details next time.

In other news, I slept funny last night and I've got a stiff shoulder today. I may have to hit the drugs later. It fucking hurts.

What sausages do you think you'll have?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Tesco ones, cumberland maybe
i've been craving sausgaes since they were chatting about them on the radio this morning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)

He can't even get close to a semi without a whiff of blood
years of stranglewanking whilst killing hookers with a hammer.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

That takes some considerable coordination

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)

you've had plenty of practice, Nakers.
The only reason you aren't pro is that it's pretty difficult to get paid for that kind of thing, so we'll have to leave you at "enthusiastic but skilled amateur"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

this is so much better tahn any of my report cards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)