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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I got a Motorola StarTac off 'The Resident Loon'
It's pretty good but there's no 'silent' button on it.

Soup and toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:32, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Oops sorry Chompy didn't read the thread before posting

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
well you've fuckin ruined it all now

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Is there a "boring" button on it?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
There's a 'take advantage of BGB' aerial on it.
It's really cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Oh man, there is nothing cooler than a button that lets you slip your cock into a huge breasted lady with mental health issues.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
how about a button that makes you have sex with a stripper
who turns out to have died 2 weeks earlier?
(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Oh my god!
It's like that ghost story Gonz is referencing with his current name.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
you know what? gonz's name is my favourite hallowe'en name on here
i wish i could think of a cool one :(
(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
startac was the one with the advert with the woman with the bikini in it

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I see you have another puppet. Christ knows why anyone pretends to be a cunt like you though.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
someone should set up a 'Battered is a creepy nonce' account, and post a story about a young female b3tan masturbating
that'd be totes hilare

(waits)
(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
eh? It's Monty you dick

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
This one you twat
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1770596
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Which one you twat?

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
battered's lost it, he's imaginining things

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I give up.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
is this side effect of all leprosy drugs you've been taking?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
penis enlargement pills
he's trying to make himself taller
(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
and hoping he'll look hard?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
he's already the ruffinest, tuffinest cowboy in the wild, wild west

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
or maybe he's just a little Woody

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Most probably.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
It's been deleted now. Someone with no icon and a 17 day old account posted under the name Monty Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)
course they did, dear

(quintsy, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
I asked you a question.
Did you see the tall mouse?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

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