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What are you having for lunch?Alt: what sort of phone do you have?
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BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:05,
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No lunch today. Still full from breakfast.I have an iPhone 5; received a free upgrade.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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Sausages inna bunI have one of those new fangled cellular phones
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M o D, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:13,
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Dunno yet.HTC Desire HD.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:17,
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Nothing, I love classic cars.have restored 1, and am in the process of restoring a second. My problem is with ferraris.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:40,
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especially classic ones.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:55,
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I'll think about it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:40,
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I had sausage and chips.I would have had some mustard, but it's old fashioned.
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Yeah, tell Ainsley Harriot that you condiment cunt(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:32,
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the heart of a newborn in farmhouse ciabattaalt: silver
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:22,
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it's called the motorola SLIVER you IDIOT(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:33,
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nah, that's a Dozer-phoneCavey has an HTC of some kind.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:48,
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HTC legendbut I thought no one would care for the details
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:00,
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I care Caves.Do we have a uber-cool name yet?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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just because it has booze in it you alkie scotch git(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:37,
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Sandwich.Alt: samsung galaxy. I was disappointed to learn it was not actually made of chocolate.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:44,
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It is fucking awsome though.The phone, not your lunch. Your lunch is probably dull and housebound.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:46,
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I don't like the Galaxy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:59,
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Leftover PastaHTC Desire Z, best of all the phones.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:47,
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I have one of those new fangled portable ones that you can carry around in your pocket.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:52,
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Ooh, one better than mineCisco IP phone 7940.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:08,
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do you make them have conversations together with the handsets in a 69 position?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:51,
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I have a phone that doesn't have a mute button so I can be rude to people in restraunts and steal their booze.(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Gammon and cheddar sandwichwith sticky date and apple chutney. It was jolly nice.
Alt: Samsung Galaxy SII. I am, in general, quite happy with it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:06,
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Ham sandwich Alt: ZTE Blade
According to the news a transformer has exploded in New York. I didn't even realise Emvee was over there.
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I am having ChickenI have an iPhone and it is fucking shit. iOS is buggy and horrible, the build quality is bollocks and considering how the main function should be its ability to make and receive phone calls its an utter shit phone. My Phillips C12 was better as a phone. So I have fucking apps and a camera, whoop de do, its shit at being a phone.
APPLE CUNTS
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Peej, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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I have an iphone, it makes calls just fine, the software doesn't crash and it seems well mademayeb the sweat from your palms has seeped into yours
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:10,
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Well why don't you dig up Steve Jobs and suck his fucking cock then?(
Peej, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:12,
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I'm no apple fan boy, I'm just saying that whatever the issue are with your phone they do not affect my phone(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:13,
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Well lucky you! That makes my experience with the shitePhone so much better to know that somewhere there is someone who is not having any shit speaker, shit mic, maps are shit, holding it wrong issues.I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY!
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Peej, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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I'm fairly contentThe real question is why did you buy it if you hate it so much?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:16,
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he probably has bot of "reconditioned" ones, just for mugs like you(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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MaybeBut doesn't explain why so many people complain about shit bugs like the whole iPhone 4 holding it wrong shit and the new ios and its shit maps etc. Its amazing how people defend them though.
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Peej, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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they defend them because they are a) branwashed and b) have spent lots of money and don't want to look stupid for wasting it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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I'm with nakers on this one.Iphone is the only oS that has made a real ffort to cater for those who have bad eyesight. The phones are pretty good, and fairly sturdy. I personally wouldn't have one, but i can't fault them.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:13,
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Good.I hope you find happiness in another phone, another day.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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I willI'm going to get my Phillips C12 out of the attic when I get home
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Peej, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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I have a phone that has a cow and a chicken and a dog and a duck and a lion but not a tiger(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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i was in a meeting so had a catered lunchtoo many sandwiches and too many cakes
alt - cheapo android phone. will be replaced with something even cheaper next time.
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zulu eh?, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:11,
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Hi zuluyou've been here ages, why have you never said hi before?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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He's just not said hi to youBecause you're a Captain Placid.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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I have never wished a teenage girl would be raped and then commit suicide(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:21,
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Now, now,Let's be fair to Placid. He didn't wish it would happen.
He just enjoyed it when it did.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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There is a huge difference there and it's important to remember this.On this note I was most amused that when I dropped by on saturday to call Captain Placid a cunt only to have him reply within a couple of minutes accusing me of spending all my time chasing him.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:29,
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i think you are doing a might service by reminding him that he's a cunt at weekends too.Without you, there's a chance he might forget, and that just wouldn't do.
if you ever need me to take a shift for you, I'm happy to step in.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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Alright Zulu.So, what are you all about eh?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:24,
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I heard he was all about blowing teh bloody doors off.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:29,
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do he's Michael Keaton?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:36,
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Are you sure its not Val Kilmer?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:41,
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Spicy sausages from TescoForgot my lunch, you see.
Alt: HTC Wildfire S, it's shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:19,
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I had a spicy sausage form Tesco last week.It was at the end of the day so it was a bit burnt from being in the heater cabinet for so long.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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have you checked you're wearing your own clothes?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:32,
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did you not notice the plunging neckline showing off your cleavage?(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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if it's the one with the queen on it, it's mine(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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It is shit isn't itThe wife has one and its touchscreen is fucking terrible, she can't hang up on people most of the time. It also won't let her set the SD card as the default installation/saving location so the shit onboard memory fills up really quickly whilst her 8gb sd card stays empty
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Peej, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:25,
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So basically your family is telephonically challenged. Perhaps some form of group therapy is in order?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:27,
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His family are from Cornwall, group therapy can't cure all the inbred issues there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:28,
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Yep, absolutely infuriatingKeep meaning to root it, but just can't be arsed.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:42,
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Same as jailbreaking an iPhoneAllows me more control over it, can remove native apps, etc
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:03,
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I got a Motorola StarTac off 'The Resident Loon'It's pretty good but there's no 'silent' button on it.
Soup and toast.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:32,
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Oops sorry Chompy didn't read the thread before posting(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:33,
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There's a 'take advantage of BGB' aerial on it.It's really cool.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:34,
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Oh man, there is nothing cooler than a button that lets you slip your cock into a huge breasted lady with mental health issues.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:45,
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how about a button that makes you have sex with a stripperwho turns out to have died 2 weeks earlier?
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Oh my god!It's like that ghost story Gonz is referencing with his current name.
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Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:56,
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you know what? gonz's name is my favourite hallowe'en name on herei wish i could think of a cool one :(
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startac was the one with the advert with the woman with the bikini in it(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I see you have another puppet. Christ knows why anyone pretends to be a cunt like you though.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:35,
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someone should set up a 'Battered is a creepy nonce' account, and post a story about a young female b3tan masturbatingthat'd be totes hilare
(waits)
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This one you twatb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1770596
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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is this side effect of all leprosy drugs you've been taking?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:50,
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he's already the ruffinest, tuffinest cowboy in the wild, wild west(, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
It's been deleted now. Someone with no icon and a 17 day old account posted under the name Monty Boyce.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:55,
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I asked you a question.Did you see the tall mouse?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:39,
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If you're not careful I'm going to speak reasonably at youuntil your friends drag you away whilst I quaff your expensive wine.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:42,
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I would have gotten away with it if it was for that meddling self-righteous prick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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The recent Scooby-Doo rebootwas criticised for alienating its target demographic with what was described by reviewers as a "needlessly gritty" tone.
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Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:57,
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Scooby-Doo in all it's forms is, was and will forever be fucking shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:59,
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Please stop shouting, sirI'm waiting for my children* to call
*BGB
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Kroney, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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He sure is my hero.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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I'm sure there's an 'app' which allows you to use your phone as a napkin.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:43,
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It's called Google Serviettebut it will only work with GPS enabled, at which point it bombards you with targeted ads for kitchen towels.
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phones are shit. fuck the lot of you.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:47,
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poor poverty stricken scots personask the butchers boy to take a message for you instead
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:50,
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there's an app for that.cunts like you probably use it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 14:52,
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i'd fuck you, any dayi'd ever drive up to scotland for the privilege, and look you in the eyes the whole time
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Oh man i had a meeting noiw until 4:30, but it's been cancelled(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:01,
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I was looking forward to sitting at the back not doing anything(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Oct 2012, 15:08,
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