GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!!!
Sportscow's FINALLY manged to sell his 'hoose' - and for a good price too.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-tees-20135248
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:41, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I saw that,
I bet you could make some good money just turning around houses like that quickly.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Three words, Chompy - three words:
1. Stockton
2. on
3. Tees
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Yeah, shit hole, and probably a bad street.
But if you buy out all the shit empty homes on a street do em up, put good security on them and then sell them on, the crack heads will move on to somewhere else and you've got a nice little earner.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Apparently the neighbours were one of those 20 kids/Asbo/'problem' families.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Well those sort of families usually all die in a house fire so it's not too much of a problem.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)

you'd have to get it sold before it got burnt out though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Gutted to fuck when I clicked on 'man held over McCartney murder'
False fucking advertising, man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Someone should make a tv program about that!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

haha
They could call it 'Homes something something Hammer'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

'Killed by'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)

hosted by peter sutcliffe working kirstie alsopp like a glove puppet

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Also from that page
"A Teesside man who admitted stabbing his partner 12 times is cleared of her murder." Apparently in Teesside that's just a mild chastisement, and anyone who dies of it is a soft Southern jessy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

In other SHOCK NEWS:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-20145664
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I bet they didn't see that coming!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:50, Reply)

At least you provided your own (!)

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)