Don't do it.
You know how it'll end.

I have just finished watching 8 seasons of House. I love that shit. I bet no one can match this colossal waste of time?

Alt: When did you realise you would never have sex with a 16 year old again? Or be a millionaire?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:25, 59 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I watched all ten series of Friends.
That was quite a big waste of time.

Alt: I've never had sex with a 16 year old at all. I think it would probably be a bit weird if I tried now. Am I missing out on anything, 'Sir Jimmy'?
I am also never going to be a millionaire. Sad times.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

you still could be a millionaire.
You never know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I am surprised you still have the power of coherent thought after 10 series of Friends.
I was about 31 when I realised it would be weird, even if it was legal.

In the immortal words of Skunker Nancy "Just because it feels good, doesn't make it right".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Shit Stunned.
Staying in and noncing kids. Top thread.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)

SPICE this fucker up!!!!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

You see I am saying NOT noncing - see.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

But you're saying it as though you're disappointed about the fact that you won't be able to.
You massive noncing pervert.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)

It's legal b3th.
So the words noncing and pervert are inaccurate.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Still a bit creepy though.
Noncey and perverted in spirit, if not in legal fact.

Yer Honour.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I don't make the law.
I just enjoy it. lol!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Ahhhh, the Lazytown Defence.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I haven't realised either of those things.
I'm not really up for sleeping with a 16 year old. I wasn't that keen when I was that age.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

WHAT?
16 year olds are awesome.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)

They're really fucking annoying is what they are.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Pervert.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

^this.
I mean, what's a 16 year old going to know that makes it worth the effort? 16 year olds should only be having disappointing sex with other 16 year olds. It's the way it's always been.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Not Chez Stunned.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

OK
then tell us the last time you shagged a 16 year old
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

When I was 18. Or maybe 19.
I didn't know, or care, until after and it felt wrong then.

This arises from a 29 y/o guy in my office who chatted to a girl for ages at the weekend until he found out she was 17. I asked why it was weird. The response here tells us all we need to know, in a very good way.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I choose to read this as
You saying you'd rather sleep with two 8 year olds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

You dirty bastard.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

I can easily beat that.
I've squandered my entire adult life so HA.

Alt: never say never I say. I'm renting a caravan in Scarborough just in case.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Does it come with a canoe?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

No, I'm just pleased to see you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

oh and re. colossal waste of time
...here?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I've never had sex with a sixteen year old.
I don't think I'd get away with it now and to be honest that doesn't bother me.

I'm still holding out hope for becoming a millionaire, though I do now realise I won't get there via working for a living. I just might squeak it via dying parents, but not until I'm in my 50s :(
( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Mummy and Daddy got a big house?
They must be so proud of little "Call Centre".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

It's thoughtful that you have planned out the timeline for your parents' demise.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

It's the French way.
Underhand and rather unpleasant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:48, Reply)

We should expect nothing less.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)

If they make past my 55th, they're getting poisoned.
I need to have some time left to live the Quincy playboy lifestyle.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)

You can get some FWB shit going.
And insist you definitely haven't been dumped.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

FWB?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Friends with benefits.

( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Explains why I didn't get the reference.
I've never had 'benefits' : (
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I have had two FWB
both times the other person got hurt. I don't recommend it unless you enjoy feeling like a cold, calculating sack of shit.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Quincy M.D?
I can think of better role models.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:03, Reply)

Can you?
I can't.
( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:05, Reply)

Hugh Hefner

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:32, Reply)

Steve Gutenberg

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:35, Reply)

Does he live a 50+ playboy lifestyle?

( Kroney, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:36, Reply)

Of course he does.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:38, Reply)

I'm clicking all Stunneds posts about 16 year olds just to have a popular page full him noncing.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)

Not nearly enough Mahoneying going on in this thread.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:20, Reply)

I last did a 16 year old when I was 21
and I was too old then. I think my current lower limit is about 27, although ideally older than that.

Edit: and she was, I think the least worthwhile person I've ever slept with, I can't say I'd recomend the experience.

I have never thought I'd be a millionaire nor particularly wanted to. not to say I'd turn down a gift, but I'm not trying for it nor have I ever done so. Much more interested in super powers or being taken away in an alien spaceship.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Not even 24 hours back in London and I am already pissed off with the place.
Alt: I have at least another 20 years of work ahead of me to try and make a substantial amount of money to retire on.

EDIT: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20172392 ha ha ha
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)

*makes shit costume*
*gets on train*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:49, Reply)