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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You know how it'll end.
I have just finished watching 8 seasons of House. I love that shit. I bet no one can match this colossal waste of time?
Alt: When did you realise you would never have sex with a 16 year old again? Or be a millionaire?
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:25, 59 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That was quite a big waste of time.
Alt: I've never had sex with a 16 year old at all. I think it would probably be a bit weird if I tried now. Am I missing out on anything, 'Sir Jimmy'?
I am also never going to be a millionaire. Sad times.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

I was about 31 when I realised it would be weird, even if it was legal.
In the immortal words of Skunker Nancy "Just because it feels good, doesn't make it right".
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

You massive noncing pervert.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Noncey and perverted in spirit, if not in legal fact.
Yer Honour.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

I'm not really up for sleeping with a 16 year old. I wasn't that keen when I was that age.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I mean, what's a 16 year old going to know that makes it worth the effort? 16 year olds should only be having disappointing sex with other 16 year olds. It's the way it's always been.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I didn't know, or care, until after and it felt wrong then.
This arises from a 29 y/o guy in my office who chatted to a girl for ages at the weekend until he found out she was 17. I asked why it was weird. The response here tells us all we need to know, in a very good way.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

You saying you'd rather sleep with two 8 year olds.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I've squandered my entire adult life so HA.
Alt: never say never I say. I'm renting a caravan in Scarborough just in case.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I don't think I'd get away with it now and to be honest that doesn't bother me.
I'm still holding out hope for becoming a millionaire, though I do now realise I won't get there via working for a living. I just might squeak it via dying parents, but not until I'm in my 50s :(
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

They must be so proud of little "Call Centre".
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I need to have some time left to live the Quincy playboy lifestyle.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:49, Reply)

And insist you definitely haven't been dumped.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I've never had 'benefits' : (
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:58, Reply)

both times the other person got hurt. I don't recommend it unless you enjoy feeling like a cold, calculating sack of shit.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:37, Reply)

( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 16:59, Reply)

and I was too old then. I think my current lower limit is about 27, although ideally older than that.
Edit: and she was, I think the least worthwhile person I've ever slept with, I can't say I'd recomend the experience.
I have never thought I'd be a millionaire nor particularly wanted to. not to say I'd turn down a gift, but I'm not trying for it nor have I ever done so. Much more interested in super powers or being taken away in an alien spaceship.
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:23, Reply)

Alt: I have at least another 20 years of work ahead of me to try and make a substantial amount of money to retire on.
EDIT: www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-20172392 ha ha ha
( , Thu 1 Nov 2012, 17:44, Reply)
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