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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The first thing i ate today was a little bit of crackling from last night's roastDo I win lol-fatty of the day?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:50,
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no. I don't imagine you as a fatty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:51,
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Possibly not. I'm about to have a bacon and fried egg sandwich.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:52,
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You know the difference between an egg and a wank in the morning?You can beat an egg.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:07,
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No, but neither can your mum, which is why she eggs me off round the back of Iceland every day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:09,
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When you're there rumaging through the bins to find supper.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:12,
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I had a B&E this morningneeded to finish the bacon. It's weird to be sitting at my desk first thing slightly full.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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did you forget totake your butt plug out this morning?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:23,
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That would explain a few things(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:29,
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