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Morning everyone.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:00,
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Morning WPI had a splendid weekend, did you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:22,
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It was ace, Good Friday night at work, Saturday hanging on a friends houseboat and a gig in a forest in the evening, Sunday just straight chilling and packing for holiday. I'm on a motherfucking train, to a motherfucking plane, to motherfucking Spain.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:50,
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I'm out of my Brain.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:03,
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Kerrrrrrrrrrrrazzzzzzzzzzyyyy(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:04,
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Gooooooooooo' Mornin' Beee-tahhWhat a glorious morning it is today, it's days like to day where I'm happy to be me. I'm meeting with the international nuclear something-or-other people today, gonna be like KAPLOWIE, well-wicked-website. Inserted over 250 deligate accounts over the weekend, they're gonna be dead chuffed. Got another call from another client, they're like KAPLOWIE, "Just wanted to say thanks for all your support and ideas on this project. I'm sure in your minds eye you have plenty of other good ideas. I look forward to seeing what you think up.I envision in the long run this will help reduce the amount of calls from colleagues and stores that might have forgotten their [details].".
I'm so cutting edge it hurts.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:24,
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Shut it you chirpy bastard.Some of us hate their jobs OK?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:26,
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Hah, GUTTEd.Would it be really wanky if I call my self a "techonlogist" ? I did something really cool yesterday to do with syncing my gadgets up, so if I'm on any of my gadgets, and I'm reading something that I want to read later on, I can press a button, and it'll send a copy of it to all my other gadgets. This works with quite a few different news-type programs and all the browsers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:43,
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It would be massively wanky, yes.;)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:48,
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Haha, the wankiest title I've seen for people like me is "Futureist".(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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Morning, darling x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:51,
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morning, I hope you have rubbish roast lunches for the rest of your daysI really must do some work this week...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:53,
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Morning G, I'm feeling pretty chipper myself.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:52,
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Good to hear ! What does this week have in plan for you?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:23,
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Do nuclear something or other people LIKE to hear KAPLOWIE?I would imagine most of their job is to make sure things don't go KAPLOWIE.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:18,
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I was thinking when I was down the fireworks at the weekend, "Wow, this is impressive... imagine what a mushroom cloud would look like. That's like a million times more BOOM as this."(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:23,
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I'd like to ruin everyone's day by saying'the Dogtanian theme tune'
You're welcome.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:31,
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I've always had my doubts about you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:39,
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Stick your muscahounds up your arse.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:42,
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Ulysses, Ulysses, soaring through all the galaxies...(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:19,
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Wotcha.I had a superb weekend. Received confirmation of something rather important on the financial front and cooked some superb (even if I say so myself) food.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:41,
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They are trendy these days, like micro-breweries and micro-pigs.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:58,
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Bugger, now I feel bad for insulting you further down.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:00,
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ConverselyI went out to to the Royal Inn on the Park in E9, the scene of some previous roasty glories, with my kid and Lusty's family - for a Sunday roast so poor that we complained and they gave us the entire cost of the food back. Cold veg, terrible roast potatoes etc, really fucking poor, and for £17.50 a head it was inexcusable.
Most disappointing. The staff were really nice about it and we felt dreadfully sorry for them but the meal was toss and I suspect they knew it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:47,
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they always know.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:51,
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I saw Lusty's post on FB about that. Shame.Yesterday I cooked a self created dish of pheasant and partridge casserole. Yum.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:51,
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That musthave been like wrestling an ostrich and an emu(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:52,
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Recipe:Two pheasant & two partridge, skin removed, halved.
Onion & carrot.
Chicken stock, brandy, red wine, juniper berries, thyme & garlic.
Add everything except the meat, simmer for an hour to reduce, then add the meat for 25 minutes (any longer and the game will dry out).
Serve with steamed savoy cabbage and roast potatoes.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:58,
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Is this because to you a partridge is the same size as a chicken is to the rest of us?Morning... x
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:00,
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3 of us managed to eat the whole lot.After a starter of scallops pan fried with chilli on leaves etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:01,
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Our local farmers market is great for game.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:02,
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It's amazing what pubs will charge for a roast these daysand for £17 i'd want a fucking happy ending with mine
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:51,
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It used to be worth that money, it really did.This was shocking.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:52,
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Maybe the chef pissed off, and left a KP in charge.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:53,
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Or they had a new bod and were just finding out how shit they were...(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:59,
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true, It's a shame when it happens, I've had stand up arguments with chefs over food quality, they don't seem to understand how embarrasing it is to hand over sub-par food sometimes. One chef used to say "i fucked it up, just get em a bottle of wine" as if that solved all the problems in the world.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:02,
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In my experience most chefs do attempt to solve all their problems with a bottle of something.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:05,
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This lot just came over with a wad of notes.All was forgiven, so job well done by the staff - we still tipped them, and did so heavily.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:10,
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you paid in advance?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:16,
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Yeah, it's an' order at the bar' kind of place(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:18,
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17.50 and you dont get a waitress or waiter? Fuck. I never pay in advance, always open a tab, at least then you can refuse to pay, in case you get a shitty manager who won't give your money back.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:23,
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We opened a tab for the drinksbut Lusty's folks were paying for the food and did so up front: it could have been a very bad move though, so won't be doing that again anywhere...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:30,
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could've been. I've never understood the culture in restaurants in giving free drinks for bad food. Just because chefs are so precious about their GP and managers are too pussy to fight them on it. If food is late, fair enough, glass of wine, but if food is shit, free food.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:36,
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If I'm honest, I never complain on the whole, I just don't go back.That's not actually giving them a fair chance to rectify the situation but I was brought up to never make a scene and I cannot face it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:45,
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i get this.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:11,
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London prices innit.Mrs B and I had Sunday lunch in a pub a couple of weeks ago. Two courses each and a nice bottle of wine = £97.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:53,
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Jesus fucking christ, were you eating Gold?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:54,
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No, but included a £30 bottle of Lebonese red wine.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:56,
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They make some fucking delicious wines over there.cf Morocco.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:57,
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Some of theirs are fucking vile though, like Jewish Ribena(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:00,
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I've said it before and I'll say it againI LIKE my wine to taste of Ribena.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:47,
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My cousin is having a 50th birthday party and is having a meal at Morgan M, I'm well looking forward to it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:48,
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fair enough.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:58,
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alright Monts?I didn't see Dave Clarke, it was sold out, but my mate went and Dave Clarke played one of his tracks.
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I listened to that archive download Broady linked to, some good tunes on there.Made my morning power walk even faster today.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:56,
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This is a hideous lie.Like you could afford to pay £17.50 a head for lunch.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:13,
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Morning everyoneHow in the name of holy fuck can you cock up a roast dinner?
I'm not the greatest chef in the world, but a Sunday roast is a piece of piss.
And at £17.50 a head, I'd be expecting a BJ under the table from the waitress.
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The first thing i ate today was a little bit of crackling from last night's roastDo I win lol-fatty of the day?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:50,
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no. I don't imagine you as a fatty.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:51,
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Possibly not. I'm about to have a bacon and fried egg sandwich.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 8:52,
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You know the difference between an egg and a wank in the morning?You can beat an egg.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:07,
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No, but neither can your mum, which is why she eggs me off round the back of Iceland every day.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:09,
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When you're there rumaging through the bins to find supper.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:12,
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I had a B&E this morningneeded to finish the bacon. It's weird to be sitting at my desk first thing slightly full.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:22,
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did you forget totake your butt plug out this morning?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:23,
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That would explain a few things(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:29,
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Morning allI'm running a bit late this morning, so can you just carry on as normal and I'll try and catch up as best I can?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:05,
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My father always says'unpunctuality is the sign of a disordered brain'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:06,
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In truth, he doesn't ALWAYS say that. That would be weird.Sometimes he says other things too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:06,
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'You've been a *very* naughty boy' etc(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:08,
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'suck this for daddy, but remember it's our secret, you mustn't tell mummy'(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:08,
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Helleaux indeed. I suspect my day of IT might be a load of bolleaux.
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Late for what?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:14,
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Don't be silly, men can't have full stops.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:16,
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I GET THIS JOKE ABOUT PUNCTUATION!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:17,
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I HOPED SOMEONE WOULD!!!!!!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:18,
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His weekly meeting of the'Dream-catcher owning quinoa salad eating bum-wrangler society'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:16,
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Innit.I have plenty more in the tank for this one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:19,
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I see someone needs their chakras realigning...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:43,
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Keep that shit up and you'll need your cheekbones realigning sunshine(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:47,
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I like the phrase bum-wrangler.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:24,
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People come for the phrase, and stay for the lifestyle!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:28,
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MorningDoes anyone know how to reduce the size of a pagefile.sys file? It'd really pump my nads if you did.
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lmgtfy.com/?q=how+to+reduce+the+size+of+a+pagefile.sys+file
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:35,
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No idea, don't do servers muchGoogle says leave on automatic, but you need at least 8GB of RAM.
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It's alright, I cleared up some space elsewhere by shrinking some logs(, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)
MorningWent off to Birmingham for the weekend for a 40th Birthday and played poker badly. I actually didn't get too drunk but the cigarettes that were passed round may have affected my play slightly. I think they were herbal. Still, no hangover on Sunday and a wild boar and chorizo burger for lunch made up for it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:33,
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People rarely pass cigarettes around.I'm going to assume you were smoking heroin.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:39,
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I do hang around with some pretty disreputable types(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:47,
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MorningGot drunk, watched football, got annoyed, argued with a friend, fixed 2 laptops.
You know, the usual.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:52,
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sounds top.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 9:58,
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Pretty much my dream weekend described right there(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:00,
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You still alright to fix my laptop, yeah? Wicked.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:01,
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Have you considered selling this amazing story of your lifestyle to Hello! magazine? They love this sort of shit.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:02,
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oh manI just got a threatening gaz from Ringofyre, he thinks I grassed him up that time he got stepped for trolling. Should I grass him up for threatening gazzes?
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No, but post it here.I want to see if he is a much of an illiterate fuckwit in private as he seems to be.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:08,
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Yes grass him up and post the gaz here. He's a wanker.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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You know what you should really do?You should get one of your staff to fish out the verucca sock that's at the bottom of the little pool.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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Real answer: no, stop being such a gay(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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Just send him a load of disturbing cockgazzesthat should confuse him.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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he got stepped?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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You really need to post the gazOr fwd it to me and I'll post it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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Consensus opinion seems to be that you should post the gaz.And that you are bent.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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Unlucky.Well if you will lead that promiscuous student lifestyle...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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nah my research project is on crabs from christmas islandtoday was my first day - had to get lots of things prepped for when my supervisor comes back with loads of Red, Blue, Robber and Hermit crabs.
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Poor crabs, I hate footage of them crossing the road :((
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:21,
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no when they migrate from the forest to the water to breed and have to cross a main road and thousands get squished(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 10:26,
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