Altalt: my team supports a userbase of about two thousand people
Spread across two hundred branches, myriad contract sites and head office. Today there are two of us in. Monday is our busiest day. There is no way we can keep up.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:26, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Stop moaning and get on with it you great Mary.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

The usual size of our team is ten
When one person is off it's just about bearable. With two off it causes real difficulties. With three of it's almost impossible to keep up. With eight off I'm basically ignoring the phone.
( Kroney, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Shall I call for an:

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I thought it was waaaaaaahhmbulance.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)

This makes the point well enough.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Ha.
Good luck.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Just shut up and fix it IT monkey.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

You're so moany, Kroney

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:32, Reply)

it's good for him to moan on here
means he won't moan at his clients or boss and get sacked.

you moan away like a virgin getting fisted, k.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)

so you post here. well played.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:37, Reply)

he knows it is the perfect place for pity, sympathy, and practical support

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)

How many people does it take to turn it off and on again?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:51, Reply)