Good news, they have designe a "crab bridge"
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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:45, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Isn't that the name for the line of hair from your belly button to your cock?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)

er no...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I'm fairly sure Crabbridge is a Sunday evening period drama. Probably starring Julia Swahalla and Mark Heap.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I'd "star" Julia Sawalha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)

werido

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)

she used to drink in my local in Muswell Hill
She's definitely dirtier than a Cornish tin-miner's sock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)

is she the fat one?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)

Well neither are particularly fat
but her sister is bigger.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)

i would call her fat
to her face.

her fat face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)

you'd still boot her back doors in without a second's hesitation.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Achingly beautiful.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)

no running, no diving, no bombing.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)

heavy petting is however fine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)

you filthy shit. no wonder you're infested.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

any particular reason they've made it a near vertical climb?
Seems a bit pointlessly cruel.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

for lols

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

Gordon Burn's insisted on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)

It's to eliminate the weak.
A sort of crab final solution
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:54, Reply)

that would be a large pot of slowly boiling water, surely.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)

could be, but that would kill them all
there's no selection of perfect Aryan crabhood there.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

they all look like jews to me.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

yidcrabs.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)

fiddler crab on the roof

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:58, Reply)

anything that big that can scuttle sideways up a wall needs destroying

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)

or cooking and eating.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:55, Reply)

that's what they said about cows, but look at them now.
They're everywhere, plotting
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

sneaky bovine cunts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I saw cows swimming in the sea once.
they're learning!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:57, Reply)

Just as long as dolphins don't learn to walk
we're safe. For now.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)

They are causing global warming with their farting
then when the sea levels rise they'll take back to the oceans like black and white porpoises. Then we'll really understand why they have 4 stomachs :s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 11:59, Reply)

aren't porpoises generally black and white?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)

I think you are talking at cross porpoises here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:01, Reply)

badum - tish.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Killer whales are black and white, but there are many others that arn't

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)

killer whales aren't even whales

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:04, Reply)

No YOUN Are

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:05, Reply)

I am indeed.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:24, Reply)

with boiling garlic butter

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 12:00, Reply)