Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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way to take a joke post seriously you prick(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:02,
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You wouldn't know a joke post, if it woke you up and called you a bent spastic.(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Here's a joke for you5.9.83.79/users/profile.php?id=48141
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:06,
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true, you'd better pop back to your data entry for the morning before your department is cut(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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You'll have to console yourself with some zinger beer.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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That was really shit.Sorry everyone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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I just did some sick in my mouth.you disgust me.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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I... I've been under a lot of pressure.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:11,
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that's it. I'm putting a formal warning in your file.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13,
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Oh come on...You don't need to make a permanent mark against me.
I can make up for this, just give me a chance to prove myself.
You won't regret it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:15,
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you know what tangles? I like you, I really do.how would it look to the others though, if I let you off, hmmm?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:19,
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I'm not asking you to let me off, but you can use a little discretion here, can't you?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:24,
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we have procedures here for a reason tangles.don't make this any worse than it needs to be. would a warning and your status being changed to "worse than nakers" be better?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:29,
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No sir, sorry sir.I'll take the warning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:30,
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very good.I don't want to see you in this office again tangles.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:33,
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I put a batch of St Peters Brewery Ruby red ale on last night.It's going well.
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I really like the St Peter's stuff.I'll be interested if it turns out the same.
I drank some homebrewed Coopers Pale Ale the other night and couldn't really tell the difference.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:13,
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The only difference really is that the comercial stuff can remove the yeast much more effectivley.So home brew is usually cloudier.
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There's an IPA version as well, which I was tempted to buy but it was £25(, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I had an IPA as well (not sure which one), but it wasn't that good.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:18,
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what does a cow eat for breakfast? moosli.NOW THAT'S COMEDY.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:09,
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lolMy doctor told to avoid saturated fat. So I stopped fucking chompy's mum in the shower
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:10,
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what do you call a donkey with three legs?A WONKEY.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:12,
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What do you call a fly with no wings?A walk
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:20,
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YE!!! What's brown and sticky?A STICK!!!!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:22,
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What do you call a man with a rabbit in his trousers?WARREN!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 6 Nov 2012, 10:32,
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