oh HO!
It's been great on here today Al.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:33, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I imagine it has.
I have been very busy Monty, very busy indeed. How are you? And how is your missus?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Pretty good ta, she has the day off the looky dook.
I cannot believe you weren't here for Che Grimsdale's flounce.

How's you and yours?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)

All good, nothing untoward has happened recently
I had an excellent bonfire night and managed to kick two peoples wing mirrors clean off.

Is there a link to Che Grimsdales flounce?

Also, wasn't Che Grimsdale someone elses nom de plume?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:39, Reply)

why did you kick off peoples wing mirrors?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Is this some Bonfire Night tradition I'm not aware of?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

It is for me.
Every year twats decide to park right across the pavement on a blind hill near my parents house, so to get into tow you have to walk along the road.

So every year I knock as many wing mirrors as I can.

On the way into town I just hit them with my hands, but once I'm drunk on the way home I kick them instead.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)

It passive agressive vigilante justice, because he is too scared to deal with the matter properly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It's just another euphemism like 'smashing the back doors in' I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Was it you who kicked my wing mirror off last year on Bonfire Night?
You cunt
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Did you park entirely across the pavement of an unlit street forcing people to walk in the road and have to dodge cars?
If so, you deserved it.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:43, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1776658
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Good vigilante justice there, causeing potentially hundreds of pounds of damage for a parking violation

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Yep, I take a lot of pride in my work.
I hope your tofu lunch makes you choke and you have to grab an ethically sourced unbleached cotton napkin to dap your lips.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I'd have you up on criminal damage charges if that was my car

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:47, Reply)

You'll have to catch me in the act and produce some eyewitnesses
Your charges will never stick.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I parked at the far end of my street because of all the cunts who had driven to the firework display round the corner had parked in front of my house.
It was in a well-lit spot with plenty of room for pedestrians to pass.
For this I was rewarded with having my wing mirror kicked off.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 13:48, Reply)

They probably knew it was your car
and thought it was the least you deserved for being a vegetarian.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 14:07, Reply)