At least it's funny whoever it is

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

maybe it's me...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:39, Reply)

can't be you, it's funny and can spell.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

: (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

One trillion USD says it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:41, Reply)

: (((

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

Got to hand it to you Nakers you have been v good today

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:42, Reply)

+ at wiping up all the little puddles of wee that you routinely leave on the floor

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

I'm not sure when i became an online dog

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

When our favourite plumber kicked the bucket.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

wot?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

you missed the vicious breakdown because I've put him on ignore.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Wot?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

link?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:45, Reply)

There are no links - all Monty Boyce posts and threads are deleted after a short time.
It wasn't quite the vicious breakdown Chompy would have you believe though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Was it a bitter and slighty over personal Bert-style flipout?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

See below for an example

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:49, Reply)

That's not even a three on the Monkeysex Scale
Needs moar graphic porn.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Deleted obviously, but the thread which MMPS popular page posts are from
was all about how my girlfried is a whore and that I am a whiney prick.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Oh yeah, he was quite mean.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Yes, terrible stuff, fucking hell bent on viciousness by repeating the truth, 100% fact, not madeup even
Stop sayin the baroness is a slutty sexworker even though she's the one who told b3ta loads of times because that isn't true, even though if was anyone else I'd be the first person lining up to throw that back at someone. WaaaaAAAHHHHHHHHHH
(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

Yes, that's it, exactly like this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I'm sorry, I really dodn't understand what this means.
It's all just a bit Captain Placid.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:52, Reply)

He's calling out chompy's wife as a stripper, his argument being that sh herself said she was a stripper on here
therefore it's fairgame to mention and PC shouldn't run crying to the mods
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Hang on. Are you saying the Chompys mrs isn't a stripper?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Chompy's missus is a fucking excellent laugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

I'm sure she is
but a lot of the respect I had gained for Chompy was on the basis that he was dating a stripper. If she's just a normal attractive girl then I'm far less impressed with him.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:02, Reply)

it's a catch 22

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Not really
It's just that I now think Chompy is a nice bloke with a nice girlfriend, not a nice bloke who is DATING A STRIPPER!!!!!!
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

What a letdown.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:13, Reply)

are you sure he's not a prick?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Well he never said stripper did he. I wouldn't really find that offensive.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 15:56, Reply)

You're doing an exceptional job at ignoring me PC
Sex worker, stripper, whore, it's all the same thing. By "vicious" attack your whining about semantics. She holds mens willys for money, there you go hope that sounds better for you. I think the point is that she isn't a nun.
(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

*starts countdown*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

This pop up guerilla thread concept is ruined by me being on ignore.

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

he has twisted it somewhat
i know one ex stripper, who is marrying my wife's oldest friend (they met at my stag do) and another who stills works.

Both are lovely
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:00, Reply)

I'm finding all this vitarol against your misses quite autistic.
If you wasn't dating her, he wouldn't mention her, 'cus she has nothing to do with this place anymore. And then he calls her all kinds of extremes and wonders why you'd possibly get offended by it; as if it's not perfectly reasonable (and the reaction he wanted) to do soo.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:03, Reply)

it's almost like he's doing it on purpose...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I for one am shocked that anyone would say something on the internet to get a reaction
*kicks car wing mirror in disgust*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:07, Reply)

nice try legless

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Cheers

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Oh also, your wife is a whore.
and other stuff I've just made up.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

tbh we could do with the extra thruppeny a week it would brring in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Yeah', but he appears as if this isn't the reaction that he expects or wants.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)

No, he can give it but he can't take it. He used to constantly bait the dancing queen about his girlfriend.

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:05, Reply)

Errrr, no he didn't.
Everyone used to mock Darth for being a huge gaysexual. Because he was a huge gaysexual.

I think you're confusing him with something in your mind.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:08, Reply)

All water under the bridge
They are best buddies now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I heard they like to touch the tips of their penises together and then giggle.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Who here doesn't like that?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Oh yes he did

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Oh no he didn't
*looks out for a crocodile*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:10, Reply)

HES BEHIND YOU!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:11, Reply)

tick
tock
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)

bunch of weirdos in this place gonz.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

Said one creepy sex pest to the other creepy sex pest.

(MontyBoyce In heaven PATELS are ring-ing, Wed 7 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)