Ex-girlfriend who spent just about our entire time together paranoid about me doing it
She now has twins to the lad who was my best mate.

Had to get our old dog put down due to cancerous tumour behind her eye. Not a good day

Eastenders
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

JOY!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:43, Reply)

hahahahahahaha! oh man, there must be a heartbreaking story here.
do share!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

You want him to tell you about EastEnders?
Don't you get BBC1 in Scotland?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:46, Reply)

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that's the sound you make when you type.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

You sued when 'The Family Ness' came out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:48, Reply)

The character 'P-Ness' was based on you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

^ MMPS and his 'chick' blowing their 'thussle whussles' earlier

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1777681
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I have stiches on my elbow from where she threw a vodka and coke at me
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Your cancer-ridden dog threw a vodka and coke at you?
Fucking hell mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Yeah - bitch

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Cancer dogs can be so violent.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Not once the pentobarbital went in, no

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Sweet, drowsy pentobarbital...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

it's excellent sprinkled over fresh strawberries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

jesus christ, grow a pair!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Thanks, but I already have two elbows

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:56, Reply)

lolz

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:58, Reply)

If you can change the setting to 'on a boat'
I reckon you'll be a dead cert for winning this week's qotw.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:52, Reply)

BOAT LOL

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 8 Nov 2012, 10:54, Reply)