I've gave you enough ammunition for one week/year/lifetime
rest of the weekend was pretty mediocre.

Imagine being so fat you can't fit in a bathtub? Surely you would know.
I mean I know we don't have whiskers like a cat to tell us where we can fit but come on...

There must be a point where you think 'ooh I'm getting a bit tubby', and instead of carrying on eating, you do some fucking exercise.

"Glandular" - Piss off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:10, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Thing is, it should be self-regulating
Surely if you get that obese, you're no longer able to get to the fridge/cooker, so should starve until you can move again?

I remember watching some programme about a really obese bloke who went to "fat camp" - and his mum kept smuggling him in pizza and Mars bars - she should have been thoroughly slapped, then done for attempted manslaughter IMO.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Parents with fat kids
Who still feed them snacks etc should be seen as a form of child abuse
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)