Good morning to you.
How was your weekend? What did you do*?

Alt: What's going on for you this week? Obviously GeordieJay can tell us in detail precisely what's happening BECOS HE MET A MAGIC WIZUD WHO CAN SEEEEEEEE INTO THE FUUUUUTTURRRREEE.....

Altalt: Did you see that news story about the fat cunts who've needed the fucking fire brigade to get their tubby carcasses out of the bath? 2700 instances in the past 5 years. Think they should have to pay for the callout? I do. cf knobends who get stuck up Mount Snowdon or 'get into trouble' in a dinghy or whatever. You got yourself into that mess so why should I pay to get you out of it? Pay up or die in shame in the bath/up a mountain. Evolution has no sympathy and neither do I. You fat, stupid cunts.

*Just to point out that you didn't do my mum you LOLmungous comedy king, you
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:29, 155 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm only replying to this thread so's that I can call GeordieJay a fucking cunt again.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:39, Reply)

It's not going well for the young lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:41, Reply)

you stupipd cunt.
Ringofyre's bullying me again :'(
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:45, Reply)

I'm sure you deserved it.
Unless you sent me that stuff in which case I am OUTRAGED on your behalf.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:48, Reply)

When you say 'bullying' do you mean 'getting upset because you're taking the piss out of him and then claiming to be trolling you'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Morning
My weekend was excellent - went to see a band on Friday night; lols with my kids on Saturday, culminating in me being contentedly unconscious on the sofa shortly after 9pm; helped a friend move a piano on Sunday then went to the pub and for a curry.

Alt: Going to another gig tomorrow night.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:47, Reply)

'Youssou N'Dour: Live at Twang Club'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Short set though
7 seconds
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I GET THIS JOKE WHICH REFERENCES A SONG OF THE SAME NAME!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

I DON'T!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:58, Reply)

GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:59, Reply)

That's next week.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Viewed two more houses at the weekend and had epic amounts of Indian food
Also managed a proper full night's sleep last night so I feel tip top today

Alt:
This week will be finishing off a load of work which will improve things no end.

AltAlt:
Yes. If you are too fucking fat to get out of bed:
STOP EATING YOU FUCKING FAT CUNT
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

I worked saturday, went to the beach with my housemates sunday, and this week I get my staff induction to allow me to work in the labs on my own!

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Sounds a bit daggy to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:51, Reply)

you drongo?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)

how is it daggy?

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)

I just wanted to say 'daggy'.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)

you're so weird...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)

I bet you think this thread is about me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Saw football.
Saw Carter USM, which was in no way shit no matter what you try to tell me.

Fell slightly in love with Louise Brealey at a Sherlock Q&A charity thing. I'm also now well on the way to being convinced that Mark Gatiss is one of the most talented people this country has proudced in the last 10 years.

I think I'd like to die in shame in a bath while up a mountain in a tragic "Last Of The Summer Wine Tribute Gone Wrong Death"
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Well I'm extremely pleased on your behalf
that 'Carter USM' have taken the trouble to write an whole set of new, non-shit material and jettissoned their entire disgraceful back catalogue. That was a close one!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Oh Monty, you're such a card.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)

No, wait, sorry, I meant 'cunt'.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:55, Reply)

If the criterion for being a cunt is acknowledging how shit Carter were/are, then you can count me in too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:57, Reply)

nice ninja edit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Nice cornflower blue tie.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:54, Reply)

I'm wearing it now in fact.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Great news!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 8:56, Reply)

But I did bang your Mum.
Skewered her cat flap. She's now hetero again.

YOU'RE WELCOME!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Well I never.
Bit rude.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:07, Reply)

The weight has just dropped off her since they bought out the spunk flavoured slimfast.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Strange that it hasn't done the same for you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I'M SAYING YOU'RE A BIG FAT GAY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:13, Reply)

SHUT UP I'M THINKING OF SOMETHING WHITTY.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:16, Reply)

DO LET US KNOW WHEN YOU DO!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:18, Reply)

SOMETHING TO DO WITH YOU ONLY BEING ABLE TO AFFORD BOOTS OWN BRAND COCK FLAVOURED SLIMFAST

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Hahahahahaha.
The snack you can guzzle between meals without ruining your appetite.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

sna co
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Do you think GeordieJay could have predicted how well this thread would go?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:10, Reply)

FOUR FUCKING QUESTIONS
and the thread is dead by 9:15.

Moribund, I keep telling you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:12, Reply)

well sorry for having a lfe outside of these boards...

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Apology accepted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Just had an email from a 'Tim Bent'
LOL
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Oh dear, he lives in 'Back Lane'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:15, Reply)

RORY UNMASKED
www.guardian.co.uk/tv-and-radio/2012/nov/09/confessions-of-an-internet-troll

Morning all. What have I missed?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Shit all, old boy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Morning Monty
Why are you now an Indian spaffmaster?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I changed my name for Halloween, knowing Monty Boyce would be pinched in seconds.
It was, but then two other variants popped up, it got rather confusing. As for why Semen Patel, it's not worth explaining TBH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

It sounds vaguely familiar
but then it would to me, wouldn't it. What with all the buggery.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

You can pretty much sum up the gist of what's been going on through the other replies in this thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Or in case that isn't clear enough - what Monty said.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Who's this GeordieJay fella that everyone's banging? Er, on about?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Classic "long-time lurker/new poster"
Initially welcomed, inevitably called a cunt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

It's the 'tangledupinblue' story all over again!
Only with 'initially welcomed' thrown in.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)

It made me feel all nostalgic.
Then I had a little wank.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)

The name makes me think he's either a JMG sockpuppet or tribute act
either of which is just horrific in prospect
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I can't stand these people who give grief to RIP pages and stuff like that.
They're generally so stupid that it makes me ashamed to be a troller, being a troll and being a cunt isn't one in the same.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Agreed
I think the chap in this article has chosen to believe that applying a newfangled term to his chosen pasttime of epic bellendery makes it cutting-edge and "now"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:26, Reply)

What an utter twat

( Peej, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Hey, Darth's not *that* bad!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Oh, how quickly they forget...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I put this under my tiles.

i.imgur.com/gRnpo.jpg
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I can only read the bit that says "If you can read this"
So I guess the rest doesn't apply to me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

The link has a bigger picture.
If you can read this, then you have found my watch. Do not let them release the cure into the atmosphere in 2021; the cure will go off world.

Good luck,

History Needs Humanity
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:29, Reply)

I took the kids to the beach and did an excellent frape to the wife
alt. This week I am putting in for a promotion and taking Wednesday off to fuck about

altalt. Yes anyone who calls the emergency services because of their own stupidity should pay something. If I was pissing about with matches and set my house on fire I would expect to pay something, if an electrical fault caused it then no.

In other JIMMY SAVILE news now buildings on my campus are up to it! i21.photobucket.com/albums/b261/sybaf/IMG_0070.jpg
( Peej, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

teehee

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I like that. It's pretty cool, apart from the kiddy fingering.
Is it the marketing department?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I did fuck all
Just for a change, like.
Now I'm getting ready for computer club. Yay.

*sigh*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Don't lie, you're stuck in the bath and you're waiting for the fire brigade.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Nah, I just open the door on the side and I'm free.
One of these days I'll remember to let the water out first though...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Is computer club where you are grooming your next elderly victim for when Mr b3th finally kicks the bucket?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Yes.
Yes it is.
I'm grooming a husband from one of the many old ladies who come to computer club.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Why does Amazon think I'm interested in the new 'Kid Rock' CD?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Amazon are basically saying they think you are a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I've a good mind to, well, do nothing about it at all.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

I'm going to write to your MP.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

And tell them there's a 'Savile' living in their constituency?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

They now have a feature called 'Amazon betterizer'
It is clear who the cunts are here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

To clarify, you are still a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

That's some intuitive software there.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Because Amazon thinks you're shit.
Because b3ta told it you were.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:43, Reply)

Am I being 'trolled' by Amazon?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:44, Reply)

Morning hippy.
I watched some bands, went to the pub, watched the rugby and had a nice time.
You don't like fatties do you? I like to poke them and make them wobble.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:45, Reply)

:-(

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:46, Reply)

You're just big boned,
and will grow out of it. Upon entering puberty.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Nonce

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Puberty???
I'm practically at menopause by now...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Morning
I saw yet another flat over the weekend, this one was actually nice AND on the lower end price wise AND not in the middle of fucking nowhere. Downside - it'll be finished in March 2013. Good job I'm not in a hurry, really.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Get in there, LiC.
Or they will all be gone.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Listen to Stunned poster.
Where is it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Stepney Green
5 minutes from the station. The advertising makes it look a bit hipster but I'm prepared to forgive that.

www.vivolondon.com/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:00, Reply)

If you like it and can afford it, do it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I paid £46,000 for my first house
The price of London apartments makes my tummy feel funny.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:03, Reply)

That was a lot of money in the early 80s though

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Early 90s actually
3 bed end-terrace with a big garden. Pity I should really have bought a 1 bed without a garden, given my hatred of housework and gardening.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

Nah he's from the midlands - sounds like 2008 prices to me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:06, Reply)

No, he's a Londoner.
Do-do-do-be-doo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I did lots of exciting things this weekend and was out every night.
not going to tell you lot what I was up to though, you pricks.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:55, Reply)

tl;dr

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

meme #17

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I totally believe this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I totally care.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Sounds like internet LIES to me.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:01, Reply)

No. You ARE all pricks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

you so jelly

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I went to a wedding, it was ok.
Then I went to a friends house on sunday to play a game of thrones board game. I won.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)

It took 5 hours.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Sounds like a Catholic ceremony.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

No, lol I was talking about the game not the ceremony :D
The ceremony was mercifully short and non religious, however the three readings were child like poetry by pricks I've never heard of. I was dissapoint.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Long wedding, that

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

There are no winners in a Game of Thrones board game.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I was drinking homebrew cider and smoking weed at the same time.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I remain unconvinced.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

because winter is coming

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I am back in Poland.
My daughter was admitted to hospital last night (with croup) and has been released this morning.

How much of a bad father & husband am I for still flying out here?

GeordieJay - you're a stupid cunt. Just saying'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:09, Reply)

She was admitted to hospital
because she was unable to stop dealing cards?
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Nasty infection, causes the windpipe to inflame, making it difficult to breathe.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Linda Lovelace
Used to be a sufferer
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

I've gave you enough ammunition for one week/year/lifetime
rest of the weekend was pretty mediocre.

Imagine being so fat you can't fit in a bathtub? Surely you would know.
I mean I know we don't have whiskers like a cat to tell us where we can fit but come on...

There must be a point where you think 'ooh I'm getting a bit tubby', and instead of carrying on eating, you do some fucking exercise.

"Glandular" - Piss off.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Thing is, it should be self-regulating
Surely if you get that obese, you're no longer able to get to the fridge/cooker, so should starve until you can move again?

I remember watching some programme about a really obese bloke who went to "fat camp" - and his mum kept smuggling him in pizza and Mars bars - she should have been thoroughly slapped, then done for attempted manslaughter IMO.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Parents with fat kids
Who still feed them snacks etc should be seen as a form of child abuse
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Have you ever done that thing where you accidentally show the current girl you're seeing
a picture of an ex's boobs whilst trying to show her a completely unrelated photo?

She took it surprisingly well.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Have you ever done that thing where you 'accidentally' show the internet how much FABULOUS SEX you are having with HOT GIRLS?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Well, unlike the rest of you
I don't have a lolarious life of cocaine and booze (or natural highs in your case) so I can't talk about those.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:15, Reply)

anyone who links to this is a nonce

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:14, Reply)

C'mon, you deserved that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Have you ever done that thing where you make up a lie and post it on the internet?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Nope.
I haven't beheaded anyone.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Yeah, well SHUT UP YEAH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

zing....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I've never done that, although I've had music on in the background whilst girls have been round, and a song by my ex came on...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Don't worry, neither has he.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:25, Reply)

It's a shame everything on the internet is a lie.
Makes it difficult to have conversations.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

If you want a conversation then speak to a PERSON.
Are we all going for a Christmas beer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

How about December 25th in Edinburgh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Sure! See you there!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

St Vincent's bar. 11am.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

:(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:30, Reply)

What's the matter, don't you like beer?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I likes it very much.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Then why so sad?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I don't get to go :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I don't see why not.
I'm in Germany until Christmas Eve, though. If I were going to have a chance to flake out without informing anyone, it's going to have to be prior to the 17th or after Boxing Day.

Otherwise you'll have forewarning that I won't turn up and where's the fun in that?
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I don't know, we all enjoyed it immeasurably when you didn't turn up last time.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

:(

( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

fuck em kroney.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

There's a terrible amount of bullying going on today.
I'm not sure I can cope.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I liked it when we all showed each other pictures of our lunch and accidentally showed pictures of breasts we downloaded off the internet.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Good times!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I was disappointed when someone got it wrong, I wanted to see breasts, but all I got was a Sainsbury's cheese & pickle sandwich and a packet of salt & vinegar crisps.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Best disappointment ever!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Sunset. Sunrise!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Morning
Went to Leeds, quiet weekend, the usual.

Alt: Working, gym, fixing things, and a gig.

AltAlt: No, but I saw a woman that had been stuck on a commode for 3 days on TV last night. I lolled most heartily.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 10:17, Reply)