Driving.
You simulate driving but if you tailgate the person in front, or cut them up, or don't use your indicators, then your computer stabs you in the heart.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:53, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:54, Reply)

If you sit in the middle or outside and don't move over when someone comes up behind you, then you deserve all the tailgating that you get

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Unless you're actually overtaking.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:56, Reply)

hence "sit"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

In that situation both of you are ignorant cunts
and deserve the fiery death that undoubtedly awaits you.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57, Reply)

are you one of those nervous drivers that gets scared around about the speed limitso end up overtaking really slowly?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I imagine he wears driving gloves
and reads Top Gear magazine.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I bet he is a member Institute of Advanced Motorists
and runs a 20 point check on his car before any major journey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:01, Reply)

And has one of those little 'institute of advanced driving' badges on the radiator.
EDIT: FFS.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

WTN

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02, Reply)

No, I get told I drive too fast, generally
but driving too close for whatever speed you're doing is just asking for a crash.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:06, Reply)