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	This is correct.
 	Those Tassimo machines (or whatever they are called) that you put the little packs of coffee in to are a fucking rip off. Nothing wrong with some freshly ground coffee brewed in a cafetiere.
The tea and coffee here are shit. Plus the Poles don't seem to buy fresh milk, but have UHT. Disgusting in tea.
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:55,
	
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	I was in a plane to the States
 	and I asked for a cup of tea. The fucking Yankee fucking Air Stewardess put fucking cream in it.
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 Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57,
	
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	you should have put cream in her
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57,
	
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	I hope you threatened to chop her fucking hands off.
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:58,
	
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	She was a hard-looking woman
 	All lines and angles and orange warpaint.
I won't lie, Tangles, I was a little intimidated.
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 Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:59,
	
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	I'm sure you chose the sensible, British approach of tutting quietly to yourself (once she was clearly out of earshot)
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04,
	
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	should have punched her in the gunt.
 	
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 Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:00,
	
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	See above
 	I'm pretty sure she could punch harder than me now and I was a lot more gangly ten years ago.
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 Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:01,
	
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	have you got really fat since then?
 	Probably all the brie and songbirds you've been scoffing
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:02,
	
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	No, but I have filled out.
 	My family are late bloomers.
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 Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04,
	
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	I dunno your sister was pretty "advanced"
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:04,
	
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	My sister is a brother.
 	
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 Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:05,
	
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	I THOUGHT SHE'D JUST GROWN A BIG CLIT REALLY EARLY
 	
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 Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:07,
	
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	You've just come out to the internet, here.
 	Fucking arse-jouster.
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 Kroney, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 13:08,
	
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	Bloody foreigners.
 	I'd complain to my MP, AND the Daily Mail.
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Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 12:57,
	
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