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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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kill yourself

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
How?
Hanging, pills and vodka, slashed wrists toilet paper. The options are many.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Train
Sure it's tough on the driver and delays people's journey home from work, but it's efficient and decisive - it's no lame cry for help.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:21, Reply)
I need a villain with a top hat to tie me to the rails.
And a moustache.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
*calls Wilf*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
Oh man that would have me in pieces
and by me I mean him
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
how are you planning to use bog roll to kill yourself?
inhale it?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:23, Reply)
asbestos bog roll, scratchy, carcinagenic but effective.

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Apparently packing your throat and mouth with it.
It swells up and chokes you. According to telly series "Bad Girls" anyway.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:25, Reply)
He's going to keep wiping his ringpiece until it haemorrhages so much blood he dies of blood loss.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:26, Reply)
That could work.
www.flickr.com/photos/harald-haefker/7951310318/
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Nice.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:32, Reply)
Toilet paper??
How does one manage suicide with a roll of Andrex?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:36, Reply)
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Yeah I just looked back
Multi tasking with work :(
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)

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