Fuck off?
Like Al I couldn't give a fig about Amazon's tax affairs.

They have sold me this (not for me, you understand):
www.amazon.co.uk/The-Sagas-Noggin-Oliver-Postgate/dp/1903708222/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352736539&sr=8-1

I am well pleased. That's t'nipper's Xmas sorted.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:10, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You should buy her this
www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1352736710&sr=8-1
(Legless is a prick., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:12, Reply)

But she got that for her birthday

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

I didn't know they were books,
I just remember the telly series.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

That's because you are Northern.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Yes, the telly was made of Black Pudding.
Anyhoos, I thought you were Jockanese?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Only by ancestry. In West Philadephia born and raised, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I thought you sounded black.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Gosh yes. Motorhead once did a song about how black I am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Oversemen?

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

That's the one!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

I want the complete Mr Men books box set.
but I want it really cheap.

The mrs found the little miss box set for about 15 quid or something.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Little Miss = fake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Your face = fake

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

One of Kylie Minogue's knockers = fake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

You should be able to pick it up fairly cheaply from one of those annoying companies like The Book People or Red House

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I think she got the Little Miss set from the Book People

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)

You should fuck off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)

You might get someone's old family collection on ebay.
I'd let you have mine - HAD MY LESBIAN WHORE OF A MOTHER NOT GIVEN THEM AWAY TO SOME OTHER CUNT SEVERAL YEARS AGO.

I got Len all the TV episodes on DVD for about £20. Not the same, though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

Lol your mum.
She's a card.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

It's pronounced 'cunt'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Ah.
That's not nice.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Tell me about it.
The whole fuckin lot - every Mr Men book going...just handed to some flid without any thought for her own progeny's future breeding potential. Cunt, I tell ya.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I meant calling her a cunt.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I assumed you meant that
and thus posted the above in a misguided and ultimate pointless attempt at 'humour'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Ah humour.
I remember thAT.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:51, Reply)

I meant it too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)