you'd just be in the way
She'd keep tripping on you
(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:18, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I'd look quite tall in the paediatric ward.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:19, Reply)

you wouldn't be able to walk through there without stopping to write a wank story for every patient

(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:20, Reply)

patient nurse.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:25, Reply)

I asked a nurse out once.
True story.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:28, Reply)

I had a gf for 4 years who was a nurse.
She would never let me fuck her whilst she was wearing her uniform. Gutted.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:30, Reply)

uni Body
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:31, Reply)

and that's another earworm.
You cunt.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I am married to an ex nurse.
I timed that one fucking badly.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:32, Reply)

I didn't realise she'd been a nurse. Didn't she keep the uniform?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)

I believe she did.
God knows where it is now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Find it and get it dry cleaned.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

*makes note*

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:52, Reply)

was it agaist policy for them to date psych. patients?

(quintsy, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:30, Reply)

Dunno, she was a cardiology nurse.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:32, Reply)

She already had a boyfriend. Sad times.
The town I used to live in had a 'nurses night' on the last Wednesday of every month (because that was when they used to get paid). The pubs were utter carnage on those nights.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:34, Reply)

utter carnage brilliant
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:35, Reply)

There was that as well...
I had many a good night on those nights when my first marriage went tits up.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)

You're a pair of slags

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:37, Reply)

No longer. Happily married and loyal

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:40, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:42, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

SHUT IT!

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:44, Reply)

"Put your knickers back on and make us a cup of tea!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:50, Reply)

"We're The Sweeney and we 'ave'nt 'ad our breakfast."

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:55, Reply)

"Put your pants on. You're nicked!"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:58, Reply)

No, it was my ex who was the slag,
and who thus forced me into monthly drinking bouts with a bunch of healthcare specialists who could probably find 100 things to do with a thermometer and a pair of rubber gloves.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:10, Reply)

I took a work colleague to a nurses night.
He had an utterly fucking brilliant time. It seems to have died a death recently, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:51, Reply)

I have a good friend who works for The Terence Higgins Trust.
I heard yesterday he's not well at the moment.

My remark of 'I hope it's not something he picked up at work' wasn't well received for some reason.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:54, Reply)

Pffft.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:55, Reply)

Nurses are mental on a night out
One of our friends is a Ward sister in A&E, New Year round their house is an absolute riot.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:54, Reply)

For a small town, on a week night
the pubs were absolutely stowed off*. It was a sight to behold.

*really rather busy.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:01, Reply)

Odd you should mention that.
A local drug dealer had something called 'Night Nurse'.

Mr Boots was ahead of his time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 20:49, Reply)