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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Evening all.Has anyone provided the stupidity yet, or can I apply for this role?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:11,
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Go on, then.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:12,
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Shit, was I supposed to prepare something?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:14,
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You're the default candidate, no prep required.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:15,
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I can't work under this pressure.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:19,
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You offered the stupidityWhere is it? The rest of us are eminently sensible.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:24,
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It seems I am too stupid to effectively provide stupidity.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:27,
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I feel like a foaming at the mouth Alabama creationist who voted for Romney.Shit, man, you wuz gunna DELIVER us, man. Now I gotta burn an EFF-ER-GEE of you on the lawn. Again.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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Terrible bullying.I've half a mind to gaz a mod.
One of the proper ones, I mean.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:28,
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Alright Chalky, got any blues?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:39,
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Ferdy!I am a black dude with natty dreads.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:44,
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What do you want, you old spunker, eh?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:48,
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Chalky: This place gives me the shits, bloody nig-nogs everywhere. It's like bleedin' Calcutta around here.
Dave: Calcutta's in India.
Chalky:Yeah, West India; it's where they bleedin' come from, ain't it?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:50,
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Kev: What, am I black or something?Jimmy: Well you ain't exactly white in that sort of get up, are you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:57,
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I'll pay now. Got a pen, judge? (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:01,
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I've just seen Chalky. He's taken a right kicking!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:05,
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Roger Daltrey has no influence here.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:30,
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Parka your arse over there and tell me your problems.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:32,
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he can't get enough of us.We're too irresistable.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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I am.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:36,
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One of mine is that I didn't shag Leslie Ash in a back yard in Brighton.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:34,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=usGObvP42GM&sns=em
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:38,
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Haven't heard that for a whilean unfashionable opinion, but he wasn't too bad, old George.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:45,
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A perfect, understated guitarist.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 21:49,
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And not a bad writer tooHave you seen the immense documentary?
It was on BBC4 a few months ago and I can't normally sit through a four hour programme, but I did with that.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:00,
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No, I missed it when it was onAnd again when It was repeated recently.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:02,
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Worth it - well worth it. I don't know Quadrophenia well enough to join in up there, I'm afraid.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:04,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHXoqBhqChk
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:06,
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I'm not waiting two hours for TD to watch that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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I've seen it and I'm not watching the whole lot now you mong.I can't remember all the lines well enough.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:07,
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Yo momma too, and your daddy.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:09,
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Well I'm not looking my best at the momentbut that was uncalled for.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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I'm dashing off for a smoke right now.And then I may go to bed, I've got a long drive tomorrow.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:15,
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It's not that long in the grand scale of things,about 90 minutes. It's not that far, but it's all single lane roads hence why it takes that long to drive 50 miles. Pain in the arse.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:19,
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The DG Scale of not really being arsed to drive 50 miles for a meeting Scale.That's the problem with working in an incredibly rural county, though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:22,
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Fair enough.But you'd get an hour and a half of radio.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:24,
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Local radio discussions of the day's hot topics.I might stick a Macc Lads CD in the the stereogram.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:43,
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Yeah, I'm going to bed too.G'night all.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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*throws bottle of piss*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:13,
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I was going to say that I have no idea what compelled me to post that.../ strange mindpiss
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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+ your mama too and your daddy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:10,
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*I like this*(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:12,
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Well maybe Brian will become 'the standard'.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:13,
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That's not very nice Jeff.It was a shrug-off, not a stomp-off.
xxx
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:11,
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Well I'll fuckin' tek yous all onAn' that fuckin' smirkin' snail.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:15,
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Sounds like you are getting tired.....
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:17,
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It's a long drive from BristolBut just imagine what I've got lined up right here...
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:20,
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This is not the first time I've been accused of gaylording.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:22,
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What with you being the lord of the gays.This comes as no surprise.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:24,
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I'm going for a tab.Take it to the left lower corner. You notice I avoided saying bottom there.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 12 Nov 2012, 22:25,
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