hello children
2 days off, and i've come back to an inbox that looks like a nuclear bomb of shit exploded in it :(

i'm stupidly healthy, touch wood, never go to the dr and only ever been to hospital to visit other people. conclusion: nhs employs some talented people and some utterly unemployable fucknuckles who would never get a job anywhere else if they got sacked.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:23, 6 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Only 2 days off to have liposuction & to recover from it?
Well done.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:26, Reply)

pfffffft
4 days of birthday celebrations, i have been packing it ON, not sucking it OFF.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Maybe if you did more sucking off you wouldn't have such shitty relationships

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:32, Reply)

i used to love a bit of sucking
but then i saw you and stunned going at it, and i just can't face it any more
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Worst.birthday.ever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

wouldn't the shit evaporate in the expolsion?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

It would be baked on HARD.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:28, Reply)

this
this is more accurate. landlords unpicking deals, clients asking stupid questions, colleagues asking hard questions... this shit be concrete.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

no wonder the iranians don't have the bomb yet, with fuckwits like you working for them.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

like he wouldn't have worked out a way to get high on the uranium
doc brown for the 2000's.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

GREAT SCOTT!!!
WE GOT TO GET BACK TO THE FUTURE MONTY!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Monty McFly, stuck in 1973

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Yeah sorry about that.
I was in your office and nature came a-knockin', didn't have time to get to the lavatory.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:27, Reply)

It has that in common with most public services
along with over-promoted fuckwits and too many people paid to attend pointless meetings at which they compete to spout the greatest number of buzzwords.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:29, Reply)

ly healthy, touch wood, never go to the dr and only ever been to hospital to visit other people. conclusion: nhs employs some talented people and some utterly unemployable fucknuckles who would never get a job anywhere else if they got sacked

LOL!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:34, Reply)

this is more LOL than anything else that has been posted in the last 6 months
sad sad times
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Things are truly dire in this God-awful cackhole.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

chin up, at least you're not a wacky quentin sockpuppet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)