Your English has been positively Nakesian today.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:31, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Yes. I am distracted by the large quantity of extremely attractive women in the office.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:34, Reply)

office brothel
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Bit early for that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:38, Reply)

early bird special

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:40, Reply)

It probably works the other way around.
You pay more early on when they're still reasonably clean and tight.

By the end of the evening they're full of other blokes cum and as wide as the channel tunnel, so you get a discount then.

Apparently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Reading that is fucking grim

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

So you've heard.

( Kroney, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

You'd also save on lube

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:48, Reply)

happy hour

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

+finish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Battered is "Grumpy" actually

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Nov 2012, 15:46, Reply)