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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Every chef I've ever worked with has been a miserable, grumpy, pervy, alcoholic who peppered every sentence with swearing.
Probably why I feel so at home here, really.

I'm not hungover,even though I had a drink for the first time in ages.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:23, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
are you a camel?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
I *do* have a couple of humps...

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:24, Reply)
+ down by my knees

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:29, Reply)
That hurts, battered.
That hurts.
(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:31, Reply)
I bet it does. Nipples being bashed by kneecaps all day is bound to sting a bit.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:38, Reply)
I bet you find the same when you hug your missus.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
My wife is shorter than me. Trufax.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:39, Reply)
You're married to Ellie Simmonds?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Who?

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:44, Reply)
That dwarf swimmer

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)
She invented the term "google it"

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:45, Reply)
+just fucking

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:48, Reply)
She looks taller than you in this picture:

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Cunt.

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:50, Reply)
:D

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:52, Reply)
No, but you've got two hairy humps!

(, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 11:25, Reply)

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