Well they obviously don't

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Mathematics fails him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:15, Reply)

The problem stems from his endemic fear of examining numbers preceded by a £

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

'cos the £ looks like Wilf's tache

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Where is CQ these days?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

He hangs out in a LARPing forum now.
He went for the positivity, but stayed for the fat chicks.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Did Cavy abduct him?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

I think he went of his own accord.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

LARP chicks are easily impressed
He should have saved the petrol
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I don't know what to else to say to him.
I cannot think of a single thing that I can see having any effect whatsoever.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:16, Reply)

buck up or push off?
you'll have the differencce deducted from your pay?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I did say
'when you say nothing bothers you, if I was to tell you that this was coming out of your salary I bet *that* would, would it not?'

Answer: 'mumble mumble *look at floor* mumble'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

I'm not sure how anyone could take you seriously if you issue a bollocking, based on how you dress.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

If this dickhead's a Yid then surely a yamukah would do the trick
Or a good slapping with a circumcised cock
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

why were you staring at monty's cock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Eh?
I'm wearing a jumper and jeans you weird flid, not a fucking clown suit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

With a straggly greying beard and your hair in a bun.
The ultimate professional look.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)

It's better than 'angry Krankie' if you ask me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Is that like the 'angry pirate' but involving a couple of scottish swingers?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

A jumper and jeans?
Homeless people of the 1980s just called. They want their look back.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

"suck my cock" is a good one
Might not encourage the sort of response you like though. Historical precedent suggests one of the following;

Wide-eyed fear
A good chinning
Acquiescence
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Homosexual oral genuinely isn't always the answer you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

You're assuming* that I've only ever made this statement in the company of men






*correctly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:27, Reply)