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I mean as in within his remit.
I wouldn't make my worst enemy face the tedium of sorting your record collection by order of obscurity.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:39,
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I might set him the task
of producing a table listing all the available spare parts for a Mk II Golf in order of price.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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1p
1p
1p
1p
....
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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There's a cd holder that cost 60 quid
pop out windows cost 300 and a digital dash that goes for about 200, so NER
second hand, obv
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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are pop out windows for when your driving is so shit that your passengers evacuate themselves for safety?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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No, you know on three doored cars sometimes the rear passenger windows pop out on those clip things?
They don't do that on the mk2 Golf, so a company called Happich made them aftermarket. Those cost 300 quid on ebay.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:45,
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I am so interested in this.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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She fucken asked. Blame her.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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no
she took the piss out of your boy racer driving
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51,
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I am too old to be a boy racer :(
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:53,
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What sort of tyres do Mk2's have?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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185/60R14
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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14s? That's small.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:51,
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Not for the 1980s non boy-racers
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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They were on 80s cars.
Smaller, anyway.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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you mean 1d right?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:43,
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*lights up my world*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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I said worst job, not best, you half-blind illiterate.
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Kroney, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:41,
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Get him to list all possible words that rhyme with Kroney.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:42,
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This is a superb idea.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:47,
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I like this.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:48,
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Make him listen to the entire Oasis back catalogue and grade them in order of shitness
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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DARFY WARFY WOO!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:44,
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SWIPEY PIKEY POO!
Alright?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:46,
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pikey?
i think you have confused me with someone else
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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Too lazy to think of an alternative rhyme
And how is life?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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meh, can't complain so i won't
ye?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:58,
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Much the same really
Have taken the borderline-wise step of getting a personal trainer to help me lose weight. Well, a mate who works out a lot.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 17:07,
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Damn right she's a pikey. A northern one, which is the second worst sort.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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i am going to fist you with a giant pizza
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:50,
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*Goatse's in readiness *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:52,
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Oh, a stuffed crust?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 15 Nov 2012, 16:54,
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