which is how you know it's true
don't make me tell them about you stripping off and chasing me around the flat yelling, "suck me please just suck me"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Haha wtf

( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:33, Reply)

and the dance
oh god, the naked dance when you stood on my chair and wiggled your hips swinging it around in circles and singing...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

That's my sexy dance :(

( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:36, Reply)

the roflcopter

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

I was singing
"You spin me right round, baby, right round"
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

'The Whirlybird'

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

You were the only one who had to chase her.
Everyone else was beating her off with a shitty stick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Now you look here. This has gone on for long enough.
I have a micropenis. My only hope is to slip it in when somebody's not looking and hope they don't notice.

It's a medical condition and I'll thank you to treat it with a measure of respect.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

is that why you left your glasses behind

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I don't like to see the truth.
The out of focus fog is a blessing.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

et tu stunned-e

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Sorry, love.
The other boys made me do it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:40, Reply)

with a shitty stick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 10:45, Reply)