You guys aren't entertaining me as much as I'd like you to
In entertainment news, MNDR is going to be at Rock N Roll hotel in DC in a few weeks but I can't go because I'm babysitting
I feel like babysitting is RUINING MY LIIIIIFE

music, throw some out there

what's ruining your life?

favorite pizza toppings?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:17, 69 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

The fact that I don't have the time and satellite television to allow me to watch all the Falcons games is ruining my life.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:19, Reply)

there's only one game a week
can you not spare 4 hours a week for your new team?
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

It's mainly not having satellite TV.
And even if I did, you only get to watch the game they decide to show. I can watch it streaming on the internet, but it's not as much fun watching it on my computer.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

I literally watched the twitter feed of the last quarter one game because it was all I could do

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:28, Reply)

I have the ESPN sportscentre app on my phone
so I get updates on every scoring play.

But it's not the same. I was really excited in the last 3 or 4 minutes of the Saints game, they were so close to getting a last minute touchdown.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

my phone can't support such things as it's old
I knoooooooooooooooow I kept refreshing my phone at work, it was fairly disappointing but we've had a hell of a run
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Yeah, I can't help but feel the defence is letting them down a bit
They were strong on the offence, and there were some blinding passes being thrown and caught, but every time Saints had possession it looked more like when they were gonna score, not if.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

I've run out of fags, that's ruining my life
as is the fact that i've not got my wallet with me, so I'll have to go home first then out to the shops to get more fags.

I like nearly every pizza topping. Exceptions are chicken, anything bbq, and tuna.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Oh and pineapple, that's just wrong.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Chicken, BBQ, Tuna and Pineapple account for a quite a large proportion of pizza toppings.
I would question your use of the term "nearly every"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I only just had a barbeque chicken pizza last week
it was smothered in red onion and bacon
I'm going to die before I turn 40
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

But you'll die happy and well fed.
I hope you visit the UK before you pop your clogs though.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I have my passport application
my dad was all WHATS THIS, I told him, he said MUST BE NICE TO BE RICH AND DO WHATEVER YOU WANT

prick
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Tell him to shut the fuck up, nobody gets anywhere if they're full of jealousy.
And if he doesn't like not being able to visit the UK he should get a better job, isn't that the american dream?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

he's a felon
he can't go anywhere
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I should've said
I DIDN'T SAY THAT WHEN YOU WENT TO CALIFORNIA YOU SHITHEAD
AND I GOT IN A CAR CRASH WHILE YOU WERE GONE
THAT WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF YOU WEREN'T A SELFISH TWAT
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Yeah you should
then you should have taken 30 dollars out of his wallet and gone to the mall.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I'm not sure what mall you go to but you really can't get much for that

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Can you get a cookie?
Or a slushy?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

that's bullshit stuff
if you're going to steal money make it worth the punishment
MAKE SURE THE JUICE IS WORTH THE SQUEEZE
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:52, Reply)

I don't see how being a cat makes a difference
Oh, quarantine, I suppose.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I like this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:41, Reply)

He sounds bitter.

( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

PUNCH HIM IN THE THROAT!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I cannot abide onions on pizzas.
Ditto bacon for some reason.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

You're wrong about the bacon.
So, so wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

What Al said.

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

It is one of an enourmous list. Unless you've only had a pizza from dominoes

(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:23, Reply)

You're wrong.
But your dating a stripper, so you're probably about even on points now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Pepperoni
Tomatoes
Pretty much every type of cheese you can imagine
Mince
Ham
Olives
Capers
Onions
peppers
mushrooms
Anchovies
Artichokes
Chillis
Sweetcorn
Egg
Rocket
Spinach
Pancetta
etcetcetc
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Oh and seafood
Prawn
Lobster
Oysters
Shrimp
Smoked Salmon
Squid
Whitebait
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Actually seafood on pizza is rank.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

I agree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

The trick is that it shouldn't be put on for the whole time, it should be half cooked, chucked on and then put back in the oven.
Hardly anyone does that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

I heard your girlfriend jsut squats over her pizza to add the oysters.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I heard she can hit a target 30 yards distant
with a pingpong ball
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

pah

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Povvo welsh children, for all the answers.
(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

I have no idea who they are
Music for you

Work

Meat feast, or ham & pineapple.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:22, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuus0NpHjlA
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

'Right people right time, just the wrong lo-caa-tionnn'
I'm afraid every time you mention MNDR I will make a childish reference to the theme song from UK television classic 'Minder'.

My life is well fucked for loads of reasons.

I always have mushrooms, olives, pepperoni and jalapenos on my pizzas.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:24, Reply)

You're sick and wrong.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:25, Reply)

That is a fair assessment I suppose.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:26, Reply)

who are MNDR?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Dennis Waterman and George Cololololololole
Real answer: no fucking idea, Windolene old chum.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:31, Reply)

Fair enough.
Mostly Naked Dennis Rodman?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

That sounds eminently plausible. Let's say yes, it is that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Minors Naked; Dave, Run!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

is, not are
Some Doris called Amanda.
( Kroney, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Still fancy a pint next week?
Thinking Friday.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:36, Reply)

YEAH!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

You hate the police don't you?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q7DbozmH8rk&feature=youtube_gdata_player
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I have no idea who or what MNDR is/are
Are they one of these popular 'beat combos' all the young people are 'grooving to' nowadays?
Music - try some live original stuff.
Life is not bad at the mo, so something will no doubt ruin it.
Pepperoni and chillis.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:32, Reply)

what's a beat combo?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSm-HANfCHE
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

It's a group of people who surround a 14 year old girl when she's in a young offenders institute.
They then take it in turns to rape and assault her so that she feels suicide is her only way out.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

shiny toy guns has a surprisingly whimsical song about love and suicide
it makes me feel things
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:38, Reply)

Like a good sneeze?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:39, Reply)

no sneeze is good
I hate sneezing
and hiccups
bodily functions in general, with exception to the orgasm of course
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I love a really satisfying sneeze.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Also, the other day we have a vegetarian friend round for dinner so we made three bean fajitas.
The next day I did about 4 or 5 of the best farts I have ever produced in my life.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:46, Reply)

that's digusting
never share anything like that ever again
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Anchovies are a must on a pizza.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

As in 'must not have anchovies on a pizza'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Incorrect.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

this

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

The Chefs Special at Pizza2Go where I order is
Pepperoni, Ham, Beef, Mushrooms, Onions, Green Peppers.

That's pretty much the ideal pizza in my book.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:34, Reply)

Needs black olives.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:35, Reply)

Caribbean On The Buses LOLZ

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 16 Nov 2012, 16:40, Reply)