There are few more miserable ways to start Saturday than waiting in Poznan airport for a Ryanair flight.
Are any of you up yet?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 8:22, 16 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning!
Eastern European airports are grim but better than they used to be. Worst I've experienced is Zhulazny (sp?), the second airport in Kiev. Enjoy the flight!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 8:32, Reply)

I just got in to work, the note on my desk reads
"trap 1 in men's shitter fucked, incident report form about theft in drawer, lady called police, pigs will want to see CCTV. Upstairs booking fucked off at 10, tills are down £20. I owe for a pint"

I quite like the new guy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Now that's a proper report
Short , to the point , no bull . Seems like someone you could work with.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I like it,
The guy I had before was a wanker and used to leave a fucking essay as a handover.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I can't be doing with over wordy people
problem is work is full of them. They think it makes them look clever, but it just makes me think "twat".
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:41, Reply)

yes

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Off out for a flat viewing. 15 minutes walk away, then another one after that 15 minutes walk
need to carefully draw out the first viewing so I don't have to hang around too long for the second, or rush it and grab a pint on the way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 10:39, Reply)

decided on the latter
Or rather, full English at a cafe. \o/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Morning Benders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Ryanair are wankers.
Please be as offensive to their staff as possible, without actually getting arrested.
I've been out for a brekkie, am off to the opening of the German market, then off to an arty thing later. Then evening in the pub. Quite busy for a Saturday.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:26, Reply)

I have survived another Ryanair experience. Now just need to survive the motorway madness of my cab driver.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:41, Reply)

A cab from the airport?
Alright you posh wanker, what's wrong with the bus?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Company are paying.
BTW, am I the only one to have been receiving text messages of love from Stunned late at night again?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 11:46, Reply)

he doesn't have my number.
But I did get a bizarre message from a random number asking if Colin was on his way.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 17 Nov 2012, 12:02, Reply)

You shaould have texted back a message that he'd been arrested, or some such.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 12:15, Reply)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 17 Nov 2012, 14:18, Reply)