Fuck all to do with this thread
but I've just found out that David Mitchell is marrying Victoria Coren.

Two things; their offspring will either be the greatest satirical, incisive comedian of all time, or everyone will assume it's adopted. Also; FINALLY! A man who's punching further above his weight than I am!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:01, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Nope.
She's a hound. Her brother is a cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:03, Reply)

She is NOT
He may well be.

Alright?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Very well, Mr D.
How are the mighty clan Foxtrot?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:10, Reply)

Mid-table obscurity beckons
and that suits us down to the ground mate. Myself, not so bad. Your lot are proving quite the surprise package.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

I know. It's unbelievable.
I see tumbling down the league in our immediate future. We'll go fifth if we beat Stoke tonight though. Good times.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

I just had a look at your next game.
Wolves will be a lively affair.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Bugger
I fucking hate Wolves
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I think she's pretty hot
but by God she's a Tory. Proper, dyed-blue-in-the-wool Conservative. So I couldn't have a long term relationship with her. That's why she's marrying Mitchell. Depression, you see.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Fuck her up the arse as an act of class war.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Bid o' polidicks there, laysunjennelmun!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Do her on a double seat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Don't get me wrong. I'd fuck it.
But she's not yer "classic beauty".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Neither are we, son.
Well, you, anyway.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

I get by alright. Don't you worry about old Stunned.
Old Stunned can look after himself in the minge dept. Oh yes.

Old Stunned.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:16, Reply)

You're sounding a little rapey, here

( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Yeah.
Referring to yourself in the third person is never a good sign.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Especially with the "old" prefix.
It kind of conjures up images of piss-soaked trousers
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Is there a camera on this PC?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Thankfully not.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Yeah, I don't want to see Stunned with his cock in his hand




again
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You little fibber.
That's what I call it anyway.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:30, Reply)

No she isn't.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Alright, maybe not.
Whatever she is, she's a lot more polarised than I am. I had to end it, all that disapproval was getting on my tits.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:14, Reply)

She writes a weekly column in the Observer, and regularly in the Guardian.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Filthy Guardian split arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Everyone has a split arse don't they?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:21, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=split%20arse

Woman. One who's bottom continues around the front.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:24, Reply)

What's wrong with the Guardian?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Fucking bleeding heart liberals.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:25, Reply)

smug, hand wringing pricks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Right-wing wankers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:31, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Yep
Do you mind? Facts get in the way.
( Kroney, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:17, Reply)

JUST found out?
Haven't they been engaged for over a year?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 13:23, Reply)

They're already married

( Peej, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 14:01, Reply)