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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That'll be the menopause(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:56,
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latest was 12 years ago)
...and people keep asking me why I'm still wandering about without a coat.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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based on what you say about yourselfi'd have assumed they assumed your fat kept you warm.
but i've met you, and i know that's not true!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:58,
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If they assumed that (which, by the way, is true)they wouldn't need to ask.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:00,
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whenever guys offer me seats on the tubei wonder if they think i'm up the stick
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:01,
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Judging by what I've seen of the Tubethey've probably just pissed on the seat and want you to sit in it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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usually they are weird and i think they want to leave their hand there so i'll accidentally sit on itbut the one this morning was actually quite hot. must have been an escapee mental patient.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:05,
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if you'd invited me to pizza i could apologise in person(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 15:59,
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He's never going to come. You do know that, don't you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:02,
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I dunno.Maybe if he thinks bout fisting Stunned...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 19 Nov 2012, 16:03,
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